Those of you who are incels why haven't you fucked a stripper

Some of them will let you escalate a regular lap dance to full sex for no extra (ask in advance if you can touch puss 1st, this is the key to escalation).

If outright prostitution is legal and cheap in your country get them instead.

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Strippers are gross and have STDs.

Strippers suck at sex cuz they don't specialize in it. Also, strip clubs are loud and dirty, which drives my autistic mind to pure torture.
I much prefer a chill apartment with comfy bed snuggling with my fav escort

I don't want sex with a stranger
I want it to be within the context of a marriage. And kissing and petting within the context of dating. Otherwise it's meaningless

>Strippers are gross and have STDs.

STDs are 95 to 99% Fauci bullshit. Plenty are really hot and they fuck better than other women... lithe dance bodies and kegel exercises.

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> Strippers suck at sex cuz they don't specialize in it.

You ever actually fucked one, agree on the generally terrible music in them nowadays.

Why would I? What would it change? I know well that I earn enough to buy stuff, so nothing new here. Even after I fick a prostitute I will still be undesirable.

Going balls deep in a hottie you just met for not a ton of money (this doesn't work with every stripper but it works with some) WILL make you feel better.

You'll care a lot less what normie women think of you too.

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>You ever actually fucked one, agree on the generally terrible music in them nowadays.
I have reviews on their sex ability, but no, I have not actually fucked one.
But my escorts are insane, their skills are great.
But I dunno, I am transitioning more and more to just girls who are good at flirting with me while we go to outings together. Good sex is a plus, but someone who can just give you a spontaneous kiss on your cheek is much much better (I just had that today). Or someone who can appreciate my weird robot humor (we were looking at suitcases, and I said she is so small I can cram her in one. She actually put herself in one and sent a photo to me, saying I was right. Then I said I only said that because I am planning to kidnap her on our next date and cramming her in a suitcase would make it easier. She laughed)

>Going balls deep in a hottie you just met for not a ton of money (this doesn't work with every stripper but it works with some) WILL make you feel better.
Indeed, it is quite hard...they are here to make money, of course, so if they think you will be a good regular stream of income, they will of course do more

Don't know how rich you are but in the US Escorts are ASTRONOMICALLY more expensive (I don't know of any sights that aren't scams where you aren't forking over 500 hour plus hotel fees plus maybe a flat showup fee). If you can escalate a lap dance you can sometimes get full sex for just that... and you can still meet them out of the club after you've fucked em if you want that and that is normally still cheaper.

Its not always that hard to escalate, a lot of them are real nymphos... you know how you find a regular lap dance where you're dry humping and touching but not fucking kind of a frustrating tease. So do they in some cases.

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>You'll care a lot less what normie women think of you too.
I am physically incapable of caring less about what people think around me. And knowing that I can only get laid for money will more likely make me sad than happy.

> Being under the delusion that women care about all that much you for anything but looks money and status

Unless you have a HS sweetheart this will never be the case, not even if you become chad. The good thing about lap dance escalations is the girl is partially acting on genuine lust.

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We don't even have strippers here, only ordinary prostitutes. And yes I am not expecting some LOVE or something, but buying sex is just idk, i'd rather buy something useful, i simply don't see any point in fucking a prostitute.

Its good to do at least every 3 months or so.

Still gross still dirty plus most are addicted to drugs.

>The good thing about lap dance escalations is the girl is partially acting on genuine lust.
No they aren't it's their job dumbass.

But WHY? Just to coom - I can do it myself. To feel human touch? I don't like it when strangers touch me. To feel confident? I am confident enough. So what is the point?

>i simply don't see any point in fucking a prostitute.
Then you don't have that part of your brain that's lacking sex active. I really want to hug and fuck a woman so hookers are my only option, beats jerking off by a lot also it's a good thing that I'm not rich enough to do it everyday

Guys call me crazy but I think op is a strip club manager. He seems really desperate to get people to go to a strip club.

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No when you try to negotiate for direct sex in the champagne room they try to get more money and all that... when they let you escalate to full sex on a regular dance its more because the girl wants to skip asking for money and just wants to fuck.

Its not their job to have sex with you either theoretically at least they aren't supposed to do that.

A random sample of a few channers across the planet and on off hours for the US... weird way to advertise.

Weird - yes, but also completely free and among people who lack sex.

If you're truly happy and don't feel anxious about lack of sex don't... but most men don't feel quite right happy or healthy without at least occasional sex...

That would be a pretty cool job (or maybe it would suck after a while like every other job) but I'm not one.

Bro you ain't getting fucked by a stripper for free there is no such thing as "lap dance escalation" it's their job to shake their ass and pretend to like you. You are delusional and you need to go outside.

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This shit doesn't happen you dumbass.

I'm not claiming they like me (at least not that much) I'm claiming that sometimes nymphos with poor impulse control sometimes actually get to the point where they want to fuck especially if you're rubbing their puss and they a hard on in front of them.

You get used to it, most virgins stop caring by the time they hit 30.

stds
expensive
won't give me any sense of validation or feeling of being wanted as I am paying for the act of sex
morally against
want my first experience to be with a girl I like or am actually dating, who wants me to sleep with her. I don't want it to be a hookup. I don't want it simply for some basal sexual urge. I don't want it because I paid the girl to sleep with me. I want it to be an act of significance with a girl who actually likes me or wants me. If no girl ever wants me beyond my body, then I don't deserve to have sex in my view.

I've never tried dating. Have waited for serendipitous moment where a woman makes the first move. Getting old now. Suspect it will never happen. Guess I am just worthless.