Open your bedroom and see these 2 girls on your bed

>open your bedroom and see these 2 girls on your bed
what do?

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i thank DAP for sharing their coombait photos

Have incestuous sex with my two daughters.

Tell them I have a gun and they need to leave immediately, do not call the cops because no matter how innocent I am there's no way I wouldn't get screwed over in favor of two cunts.

turn 540 degrees and moonwalk away

Call my mother to tell her that I'm flattered she purchased two hookers for me, but that I don't participate in prostitution. I then insist that they leave.

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HAHHAHAHAHA
t. DAP (dads against predators)

"nice panties, wanna see mine?"

Pull my handgun and call the police. There are at least two intruders in my home and they deserve jail time

nothing sexual, no way no how haha

I have a king sized bed, not a full, and my headboard is grey not tan.

Call the police.
Is this like the JDIF meme for Any Forums? We get more like Any Forums every day.

naw. its real. theres an org fishing male anons on r9k cus they are lonely spergs.

Anyone dumb enough to try and recruit here deserves what they get, and can be safely ignored. I just don't want every other post to be
>You disagree with me? You DAP!
Because that's not actually any fun for anyone.

obviously i suck the farts out of their butts
what else would i do?

Cry and lay in bed because I'm homeless.

okay okay. i mean . eh

im honestly not even sure what im legally allowed to say?

if i say in my fantasy world i would kill one, is that even legal? with so many talks of glowies and predatory normies, even fantasies are being questionable. they labeled incels as terrorists! did you know that?

yes your honor, that was my post. i said "i want to suck her toes" in reference to a nude photo posted in the discussion.

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Tell them to pick up a broom and make themselves useful besides laying there like objects.

Up the doses of my meds - I'm obviously hallucinating.

Grab the hammer, bitches broke into my house just to stare at the wall

Take a picture and masterbate to it

i like left in this instance

kick them off. only Indians and brownskins allowed on my bed

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start sniffing since that's the only reason they'd come here