Any Forums is not a dating site

stop trying to get with the women here.

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Everything is a dating app if you are chad enough user.

you did not look in the right thread then, and no I won't stop.
Low ass success chance, but those girls you manage to scoop out and vet for XX chromosomes are kinky as fuck and exciting

hi femanon here; super single btw :(

Not sure why anyone would anyway. Literally every girl here is a turbowhore with mental issues.

>turbowhore with mental issues.
answering your own question there.

>women
>here

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No shit. It's R9K, you have robots and fembots here, it's like imagining women seeking out incels for sex.

I have met and hooked up with girls I met on Any Forums.

>fembots
They literally don't exist.

Anything interesting or just saying bloted words?

No, fuck you. I want a chick that's introverted and wears pajamas all day, if you don't like it you can hit the fucking door, wench.

but you are the one advertising as a woman
struggling to cope of your double standards babe

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I'm not that user but I met some chick on /soc/ and we agreed to meet up halfway. She rented a motel room and I told her to be dressed in the sluttiest heels and lingerie she had. The door to the room was crack, I walked in and she was laying there ready to be fucked. I nutted in her twice and she gets a call - turns out it was her husband asking how her trip to a medical specialist is going.
Completely killed my boner and I just went home. I don't willingly fuck married women.

Don't worry. I only go for the good girls. They're the only maidens worth savin'.

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even suicide hotlines???

>Any Forums is not a dating site
Neither is tinder.

hmm
i have a sexy voice desu

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Never, I'll be here until I get a GF that matches my exacting demands.

>Must have been able to do a cartwheel at some point in their life
>Thinks kazoo remixes are trash but listens to them anyway because suffering.
>Must have sleep issues of some stripe to be relatable
>No tits or giant skull crushers, no in between.
>Must work out of a begrudging sense of duty while planning their escape.

In return, I offer myself, a FAT, BALD, KHHV of wizard status. I will use a throw-away discord handle and be very sweet and whisper love and pleasantries through text or chat for three days before my fear of intimacy kicks in and I ghost them.

I just don't understand why I cannot get a girl here.

suck my dick baby

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Ba-da-Bing whata charma! If this man doesn't get sex none of us are gettin' any sex.

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You shouldn't be bragging about sleeping with extremely mentally ill women user