Try weed one last time

>try weed one last time
>lose virginity to escort
>play elden ring and bloodborne
Is there anything else I should add to my final list of things to do before an hero? Im a 28 year old neet autist and theres no hope anymore so I'll just have some fun and then end it desu.

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the autistic kind of autist or just retarded?
if real autist then just get autismbux and do whatever the hell you want
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if just plain retarded then quit being retarded
I got my first real job at 28 years old and immediately started climbing the corporate ladder because I actually did shit even if I was retarded, normies just don't do anything lazy fuckers

"high functioning" autist
Well I mean who will hire me I dont have a degree and 8 months job experience and im 28.
I can flip burgers but what's the point. I used to be really smart and did well academically and then autism and depression ruined it all. I think its beneath me to work a minimum wage job till I die.

Work out and practice martial arts until you feel comfortable becoming a masked vigilante

LMAOOO @ that video. And you racist faggots try and say black people are lazy and leeches on society? TOP KEK

I plan on watching stuff from my childhood again before I do it

I don't have a degree and had about equivalent job experience. I also lied when applying and interviewing.
Also depends what you mean by "minimum wage". The federal minimum wage is $7.25. No businesses actually pay entry level workers $7.25 right now, except for maybe felons. Minimum in my state is $9 something I think but again no business is actually starting their employees at that. Nearly everyone is starting at $15+/hr right now.

My boss was always very willing to hire 'green' employees and train them from the ground up. It was also a very big international company so it had a good base wage for entry level and benefits.
Then I just applied for promotion positions when they became available.

If you don't want to work minimum wage job forever then just don't!? When I first started that job there were people in the same entry level position that I joined at who had joined years before me and they were still in the same position today. I don't know why they never bothered to look for jobs elsewhere or apply for promotions or maybe they just liked what they were doing and it was enough for them.

Skydive. If you're gonna kill yourself anyway, there's nothing to fear.

Im neet i dont have money to do that or i would

You cant go from burger flipper to pro burger flipper

Why would yoou want to an hero?
It's a waste of time.
You can just continue to do whatever you want.

You're right. But there are entry level positions in other industries that have a clear corporate ladder path to climb.

NOOOOOOOOO, don't do that, that actually stopped me from an heoring!
You see yourself happy and shit and realize that you have the ability to be happy as fuck and you remember how good it feels.
You see all the hope your parents and maybe grandparents had in their eyes when you were young.
You realize that you did taste happiness, and in theory you can do it again.
"In theory"...

Livestream it please.
I'll always remember you, you'll be a legend like Shuaiby.

Please stop these meme lies. No one is hiring except burger flippers without 8 years experience. Every job has 500 people applying for it.
>Just get skills, just get a job, just self-improoooooooooove
And then what? Are these workers satisfied or do they want to die every day they go in? Fuck that. I'll let you in on a little secret, most companies with "now hiring" signs aren't hiring. We had one at our shop even though we had no plans to hire anyone. We were required by corporate to always have that in the window. I assume it's for 3 reasons:
>Make workers at the store feel "thankful" for having that job even while offering bad pay/conditions, use the fear of hiring new people to prevent from organizing
>Give the impression the business is big, booming, and growing even though it was losing money
>Fool normie boomers (who are quite gullible) into blaming the unemployed for their laziness instead of the fact the economy sucks and the jobs you do get pay terribly.
The last one might be extra pernicious when multiplied across hundreds of industries. Make it seem like everyone is hiring and the economy is growing when very few are hiring and even fewer hiring with no experience. So then it's the fault of poor people for their lack of industriousness.

No lies, I am living it. Previously terminally NEET before realizing I had to do something with my life. I almost went into retail hell before something popped up and I couldn't take that job offer and then continued looking until I accidentally found a good opportunity.

>And then what? Are these workers satisfied or do they want to die every day they go in?
Depends what they make of it. There are retards barely scraping by spending all of their money on cigarettes and scratch offs and child support, and then there are others who live with their parents and have 0 expenses. Not everyone is living the same exact lifestyle.

I still live with my parents and I have almost $60k saved up now from zero.

My current job has 3 open positions in a total of about 30 employees. One position we've been looking for and in need of badly for months now but they just aren't offering high enough wage for it I think. One guy was terminated in the last month and another was promoted, so those two positions are open.

>Make workers at the store feel "thankful" for having that job even while offering bad pay/conditions, use the fear of hiring new people to prevent from organizing
unless they're the only company in town then go somewhere else, you don't need to organize your own resume lol
>Give the impression the business is big, booming, and growing even though it was losing money
publicly traded companies financials are available publicly...
>Fool normie boomers (who are quite gullible) into blaming the unemployed for their laziness instead of the fact the economy sucks and the jobs you do get pay terribly.
this is ridiculous and you're retarded, go apply to other jobs if your work environment is so bad

>Just get another job
>Just get skills
>Build your resume
Just shut your mouth with that retarded neo-liberal bootlicking propaganda. All jobs in this country suck and the overwhelming majority pay like shit. Boomers don't care, they see the "now hiring" signs everywhere and assume all is well, even though as I pointed out, most aren't hiring even for shit jobs.
>There are retards barely scraping by spending all of their money on cigarettes and scratch offs and child support
More neo-liberal propaganda, "oh they just want/choose to be poor". Shut the fuck up already, the wealth is not trickling down. The average American is far poorer than they were two generations ago through no fault of their own.

All of your bullshit just amounts to just world fallacy. "If you just took advantage of your opportunities" aka none.

>>Just get another job
>>Just get skills
yeah
>>Build your resume
didn't say that
>they see the "now hiring" signs everywhere and assume all is well, even though as I pointed out, most aren't hiring even for shit jobs.
>hurr they're just fake ad listings! They're doing it for fun!
you're an idiot

>"oh they just want/choose to be poor". Shut the fuck up already, the wealth is not trickling down.
what in the world are you talking about, those two things are not related to each other

>All of your bullshit just amounts to just world fallacy. "If you just took advantage of your opportunities" aka none.
yeah, sure, there's some luck involved, but you fail all of the shots you don't make

did you even graduate high school? start there

Just world fallacy tard

you've fallen for too many memes, go outside
i was in the same boat once

buy me a game on steam, u won't need the money anymore

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i literally said im neet

play the game of you're only 28, being a neet is fixable and there's plenty of hope if you're not a fag.

I didn't go to highschool past year 8 and I spent most of my late teens and early twenties smoking weed out of a bong made with a plastic bottle and garden hose and I also considered becoming an hero until my father died of natural causes and I saw what it did to my family and I knew that if I did it to myself, I'd probably destroy the rest of them.

Quit weed, got my drinking down to once a week on Saturday nights and on a fixed amount, did a college-pathway course and am now in University working towards a teacher at age 26.

Unless you live in Africa user, there is always hope if you're willing to be patient and live with a bit of discipline and go through the few years that suck ass.

I hate university with everything in me, not because of the people or the social element or anything, I just really don't enjoy more school, I left it once for a reason. But I suck it up and do it for the next 40 years.

and it's not like i just did it perfectly and on life goes, when I had to do my end of year education essay last year, I was smoking 30 (cigarettes) a day and I punched the windshield of my old car (not used anymore) out of anger because of how much mental anguish it was causing me.

but I got it done and will continue to get it done.

you can do it user, I believe in you.

I did it and I'm a total piece of shit

so you definitely can.

Or just be a selfish piece of shit, traumatise your family and die desu desu desu