User it was all just a dream, you wake up in the 1950s with a wife and a family. what is the first thing you do...

user it was all just a dream, you wake up in the 1950s with a wife and a family. what is the first thing you do? Pic Rel.

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ew i dont want to reproduce. i always always against having children, for practical and philosophical reasons

i just want a girl to choke out and to love me

Hold my wife and tell her how much I love her, and how beautiful she and our children are.
All I want is to feel and be loved.

same except i am the opposite

i want a girl to choke me out and abuse me and then kiss my forehead and call me a good boy

cook for my husband and raise our children ^w^

>Wake up in the '50s
>Still a minority
Why would you do this to me

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you would be segregated in a town with your own people, so It wouldn't be that bad.

Probably take up serial killing, it was way easier back before DNA analysis and modern forensics ruined it for everyone

Probably go to work and earn more in one day than I have in a lifetime here so far.

>Live in NYC slum
>Fagtron Robert Moses eminent domains that bitch
>Bulldozes my tenement to build a theatre or park or someshit
Epic. I'd visit the building my grandparents lived in when they first came here but it's buried under Lincoln Center and they won't let me in the building