/britfeel/

think i might leave Any Forums. it doesn't really do anything for me anymore.
it used to be good for recommendations (films, music, etc.) but the site is played out. i can get better ones elsewhere. the site doesn't serve much purpose other than to blogpost like this/make myself feel less lonely.

can hear an alien spaceships engine

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I want aliens to invade Earth me. That will really shake things up a bit. Shame were probably gonna get another lame pandemic or world war instead.

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Who still up, garn beddington soon if no else is wrinking

>tfw I know a fulham supporter called paul
thank god It wasn't him

Going to get a snack me, not that tired yet

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Had a wizza me so not that wungry, might have a few warlic bread slices before beddington though.

Too many wints and pies probably. People blaming vaxxes but ignoring we're a nation of unhealthy fat fucks.

Who /WWE Royal Rumble/ here?
Stream here

baked.live/tv/walt

I haven't watched wrestling since I was a kid tbqh.

johnny knoxville gonna win the rumble
only butterbean could stop him

fell asleep about 1230, woke up boiling hot about 2 and to a wrapper rustling in my room. turned light on, nothing there

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Alt link for the Rumble

baked.live/tv/wrestling

As much as wrestling autists annoy me, UFC deanos annoy me even more. Fuck all that fake shit.

Real violence such as war is much more entertaining.

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>Real violence such as war is much more entertaining.

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always funny looking at camwhores wishlists
apple macs, 1400 quid tvs, graphics cards, 2 grand cameras
wonder how many actually get stuff like that bought for them

Looks quite cosy this poley
rightmove.co.uk/properties/117911843

It is though, would you rather watch paid actors pretend to fight each other in a ring or Russian and Ukrainian soldiers fight to the death in real life?

Bradford prices look amazing

alien spaceship engine noises have stopped, either they stalled or they've fucked off so looks like im not getting abducted and going back to sleep

The one where no one is really hurt

Sheikh Frostalam Adbul Azjackziz

if i wasnt so ugly, fat, short and just a general spastic i could probably land myself a nice 5/10 gf

Played some Deathloop, it's definitely a game, not good enough to commit 10 hours to, I do not recommend

NEXT MATCH: BOBBY LASHLEY VS BROCK LESNAR (WWE Title match)

Having a one last cheeky wud then I'm off to beddington.

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>The Tory MP Tom Tugendhat has become the first to say he would throw his hat into the ring if there were a Conservative party leadership contest.

>The MP for Tonbridge and Malling and chair of the Commons foreign affairs committee said it would be a "huge privilege" to serve as prime minister, a job he once described as like winning the lottery.

>The former soldier, 48, who served in Iraq and Afghanistan, said anyone who would be able to garner support from a group of colleagues should "go for it" and it was "up to all of us to put ourselves forward".

>The likelihood of Boris Johnson facing an imminent confidence vote over Downing Street parties that allegedly broke lockdown rules has stirred speculation about possible leadership candidates.

>Tugendhat, a Tory centrist without ministerial experience, is considered a 16-1 outsider to succeed Johnson, but his name is increasingly coming up as a viable option. One former cabinet minister said: "Tom would be my first choice."

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>Tom Tugendhat
nice, we can call him "T.T" for short, my hero titlod would aprove

I'll take Sajid Javid, pls

Sajid Javid or Rishi Sunak?

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All Tory rats are the same. They protect the rich and their privileged way of life, and shit on the poor. Like the recent crackdown on Universal Credit claiments, where's the crackdown on billionaire tax dodgers? Oh can't upset the party's donors can you :)

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I like that Sunak has darker skin but Javid is of purer bred Pakistani stock, tough one

You're seriously gonna put your vote behind Sir Kneel Sharter, lad?

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youtube.com/watch?v=pm1pSzJS9sk

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>kneeling in a skirt
Is she a tranny or something?

Who was in the wrong here, now that the dust settled?

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Yes. Anything is better than Tory scum.

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oh yea i forgot to tell you lads, the other day i tried smoking a tobacco pipe and it was fucking horrific, would not recommend

They're all the same lad. Corbyn and Corbynism are long gone. Real socialism isn't on the ballot anymore

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The rich have it coming. They've had it far too good for far too long while everyone else has been fucked over.

Corbyn was a real socialist unlike Blairite Starmer but he's still a better alternative than Bojo and his Eton mates.

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>beddington edition
womfy

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Right then, I'm garn beddington. Nighty night lids.

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Brock Lesnar LOST the WWE title to Bobby Lashley due to interference from Roman Reigns

ahhh, eggs. eggs!

And that's a good thing tbfh

>seethie status
DEFEATED
>hhl status
WOMFY

rack another win up on the board for us my lads

HHL has played a blinder tonight. No weltdowns, just pure womfort.

just give it up mate, fuck off to palestine and fight for what you believe in or shut up

HHL has been in the trenches for a while now, baptised by fire. His dismissive attitude toward the seethies leaves them furious, yet it is fuel for the womfers. High IQ play.

For fuck sake lads, this is painful.
Imagine having a sweetheart GF that you grew up and then this happens
i would rather stick on my current course of dieing alone
youtube.com/watch?v=sSU-DgYJbXY

I have a riddle

I bought Deathloop for 19 quid
Should I sell it to CEX for 15 quid or sell it on ebay with an 80% ebay fees discount
Selling on ebay for 20 quid should net me 17 quid profit

I was gonna say ebay but will it actually sell?

>I was gonna say ebay but will it actually sell?
Yeah, the same only released about 4 months ago

China tried to blame these little guys for covid, as if they could harm anyone
youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY

Well it's up to you, sounds like ebay is best unless the convenience of Cex is worth 2 pounds to you

The pacing of the Phoenix Wright games is fucking awful. Every 'Investigation' sequence feels like one long squeeze to the bollocks

Royal Rumble match

baked.live/tv/wrestling

Do you recommend buying the trilogy on PSN?

If you haven't played them before then yes, they're fun. Especially the early games. a slog at times but the courtroom parts which are the centrepiece of the series is usually quite enjoyable if you enjoy looking for inconsistencies and contradictions, examining evidence and so on. It's very over the top and stylised though, so if you're not up for an anime feel you might be left cold.

Wanna pull your knickers down x

good morning good morning good morning!!!
I wonder what wonderful thing I will be doing today!
Thank God for caffeine and nicotine!!!
I hope you all have an amazing day!!!!!!

Difficult to take the measure of yourself. Know what kind of man you are. What kind of person you are. There's so much complexity to a human being. So many different things to different people. Virtues and vices. Principles and compromises. Any united vision is just a narrative you've constructed. It's impossible to be a cohesive person, I think.

I'm an retard

Robwoof

23stone7lbs user here who was gonna lose weight a few months ago, you all offered some advice etc if you remember
first day of the diet went well lids
only 1639 calories, could've done with a couple hundred more but who's counting, goal is 2000 a day for healthy weight loss
Had 5% fat minced beef with dolmio twice, 166g of each (the mince is sold in 500g amount, divided by 3 is 166 and that's a solid amount of meat) same with the dolmio
150g of pasta spread out across both meals (weighed dry)
74 grams of grapes
a gingerbread man that mummy got me for being a good boy and fruit mentos 75g
life of a king
>pic is me in 1-2 years, 100% guaranteed
You seen Rishi's eyebrows? Far bushier and therefore more Paki than Javid.

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But you're not JUST an retard. All a matter of perspective and what gets filtered out of the picture.

thank goodness for that lad

No I am just an retard

I was 21 stone now I'm 13st 7 lbs 6' 3". Calorie counting works lads

Watching stressful shows literally makes me sweat. Is this normal?

any lads here with an interest in TTT (tight thai teens)

seems like bullying lad. nothing to be proud of

I'm a Paki, simple as, you can distil and philosophise but it always boils back down to that

By blood yes, but you're so far removed from paki norms. You're not just a bit westernised, you've got far beyond what even most white people are comfortable with in your embrace of being a tranny

You're far more than that. Simplification might be comforting, but you can't escape your own complexity, warts and all.

Moni doesn't exist, it was me all along haha

do you think I could ever pass?

I do not recommend trannyhood to anyone

My favourite quote, love Oliver Cromwell

There is no such thing as "westernisation", Brexit proved that

>wants to keep all the cute chasers to himself
fuck u tranny

you are a heterosexual brown bloke from rochdale who got caught filming girls taking a shit, stop kidding yourself

Hate the Tories, me

he sits there all night posting pictures of his girlfriends fanny for everyone to see and then responds to every comment letting everyone know his gf is taken and theyre monogomous
personally, i don't know why people comment anyway. how desperate do you have to be to comment on someones nudes hoping for a modicum of attention from some slag
get real

Morning morning my lovely lads
Looks like Helper is all tucked in bed and have sweet dreams I hope!
If lollers is browsing have a great Sunday my leeeed
Now my perfect Sunday involves a good wank
Some form of exercise
A shower
Playing siege
Cooking a roast and watching something comfy
:)

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Morning lads, long day ahead of me. Going to walk my pest of a dog, have some poached eggs on avocado and a muffin, cheeky hash browns on the side. Have a bath, maybe a wank, and possibly do some painting on the ceiling. What excitement, haven't even considered what's for dinner so that's something else to look forward to.

you considered making egg in the hole lad?

tried to perfect the time-specified link. but cannot.
this is the best i can do.
youtube.com/watch?v=dWFyRxZxE9A&t=1m11s
now here's the reason i'm posting this.
just at the moment she says "and"? (which constitutes a fraction of a second so i cannot properly establish a time-specified url)
at that moment, her mouth is open. and her tongue looks nice.
i have cum maybe 4 times because of this simple fact. i have refused for days to close the tab on my laptop because simple things like that turn me on about a thousand times more than any porn ever does.

ok sorry, that was pretty boring of me.
but incase anyone is in fact interested, it's just as she opens her mouth to say "and".
think i might go and have another wank.

ok i've surprised myself by how boring i've proven myself to be capable of becoming.
she's still hot as fuck, so who knows, maybe someone somewhere had an orgasm.

fuck, i dunno, what else can we discuss?
at least the wind out there fucked off a bit. gonna be much nicer today getting to those shops.

That's a good suggestion but I've got my mind set on an eggs Florentine breakfast, but without the hollandaise as I've got none. I'll keep that in the bag for next week though thanks for the suggestion

All spam fag
I got you you piece of shit
You are no gondorian
Piece of filth ahhhhhh

just typed a long description as to how you lot might earn a few quid building porn websites. then closed the window because i realised that i was being incredibly dull.
how about cryptos. anyone wanna know a bit more about those? those might make you a few quid.
n-no?
hm.
think i'll go to sleep.

>hides post
Ah much much better

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anyway. yeah. i'm fucking depressed. wish i had about a thousand gallons more booze.
i wish i could hide. i think i'd enjoy hiding. maybe i'll consider hiding. might be quite cosy.
ok then, googling "how to hide". ooo this could be an adventure.

worst post on the board

yeah alright i know. i'm in bad form.
finding loads of stuff online about hiding though. christ, the internet knows everything.

>hides post again
Coooor lad

Your mission is to wait till your mother is out the house at work
Run into her room
Find her dirty stinky cum and piss stained panties in the dirty pile
Dress in her clothes and wank and sniff until you cum everywhere

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Shaving foam is superior to shaving gel
This is my opinion

hate these driving lessons me. Never seems to end

Seriously why did Sam gamgee bring salt for a roast chicken?
Mad man
I wonder how tight a hobbit female pussy is

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Dead this morning lads
Wake up FFS

happy to report the aliens did not abduct me after
sad that i didnt get a good probing

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Feel like fuckin death lads, stayed up till 4 this morning when I'm usually asleep by 10. Hope everyone has a good morning, reckon I'm gonna nip down the shops and grab a couple monsters. Do I go Oddies , Greggs or Tesco?

Morning morning morning, lads. Happy Sunday, hope you're not too hungover.

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Oddies for sandwiches, Greggs for pastries, Tesco for pastas or wraps.

whole flat is full of shit, grim

both are completely unnecessary

corr, you're well 'ard bruv

I don't use either, never have. I don't grow enough facial hair. Shave in the shower. Trickle-down conditioner is all I need.

my stubble is like wire wool but my skin is very sensitive, it's a problem.

If these lads wanted to make money they'd be doing so. They have no drive to better their situation in life.

First time I've been accused of this, must have unconsciously picked up his syntax, now I'll be done for and detective dickhead will nab me each and every day

Fancy a wrap so I'll go down Tesco. Cheers, have a good one

How's the detox going kbro nee smirnoffbro? Keeping the quantity down like the good doctor told you?

You're having a stickie Sunday in the sky now

I agree wholeheartedly. Once bought gel by accident and it was horrid.

when I go over foamless skin its very uncomfortable

Had a few good dabs last night after the pub lads. I've got some Element Extract in and it's delicious.

>look at me, i smoke weed

cringe

got two 2cb pills as a gift, might send them to SSM

Sorry that you didn't have any mates to smoke weed with when you were younger.

i had loads of mates and we all hated weed and we hated faggots like you

>i h-h-had loads of mates

Lol. Of course you did lad.

yeah most people grew out of the whole stoner phase in their teens, the only people I know from school that still smoke weed are by in large fucking losers.

But i support your right to be a loser, legalise it for all i care

Thanks mate, I appreciate that. I hope you're enjoying being one of life's winners.

It's not easy, but somebody has to do it

Yep and it's definitely you. Lol.

I really think Fleetwood Mac are probably the best band ever, or at least rumours is the best album ever.
Might just fuck around and make this my entire personality for a bit.
DON'T. STOP. THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW!

>beddington edition
pic is of me beddieweddies.
and yes i would in fact appreciate it if one of you would kill me asap.
still, that aside, just had a really lovely bit of german salami. yummed every bit of it down into me tummy. all manner of yummy.
sooo, that's the rest of my excruciatingly boring news for the day. there we go. love it or hate it. no fucks are herein given.

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no bedsheet?

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used to love a bit of old egyptian cotton on me bed i did, then i decided that frankly user i simply couldn't be bothered any more.
still, 600 plus thread count is highly recommended i'd say based on my prior experiences. enjoy pallio.

Dental hygiene is extremely important, what do you do with the toothpaste waste? Got yourself a nice bucket hanging about?

what an odd image
in a drunken stupor did you suddenly decide you needed to brush the cider off your teeth?

PAIN FOR PLEASURE
HE'S THE HUNTER, YOU'RE THE GAME
PAIN FOR PLEASURE
AND SATAN IS HIS NAAAAAAME!

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always got me bucket, user. gawd i'd be lost without that.
and yeah i brush me teeth literally about 5 times a day. like to keep 'em nice n' minty. always got a brush n' some paste around even if i go camping. essential innit?

An enema might change your life

>buy in large

Kek

>Enema
I'll be administering yours with a jet of arse-to-arse liquid shit, buckle up sergeant

remember the lad who stopped thinking about tomorrow? dead. his apu told me.

youtu.be/F8vaf5_LREc

IT WUNDAY

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Ever think this may be Hell? I just don't feel like we can rule it out. I don't think any year of my life has been more consistently happy than unhappy and it's not even close. My existence has always been, ultimately, a miserable one.

Im quite womfy me lad. I wouldnt say my life was torture it feels more like a video game

You can't really trust an Apu user, they're wiley little creatures. Much more likely that he just went his own way, called it another lonely day.

I don't think so lad, I do have some fucking dire weeks where I wish I was dead but it never lasts, always light at the end of the tunnel and that. Like now, I'm back on top and feeling good about things, appreciate it won't last so have to make the most of it while I can.
That being said, I might just be here to make your life more miserable. I'll do my best not to but can't make any guarantees.

Why do seethies shun apu's? Theyre the best companions on the planet

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Wideo wame

What are you grinding today frosty? How irregularly are you having a wrink these days?

I want to have friends

user you are not the only person to have considered this possibility. i absolutely agree. who knows, should such a thing as hell exist, what it might be like?
yes, i think this might be it.
but occasionally i feel like people are frens. and that makes it feel less like actual hell. occasionally a girl will let you lay her down and take off her knickienocks before she moans with pleasure and fluids are exchanged.

we'll all probably go to hell but i do not think we're there quite yet.

It occasionally crosses my mind that it's entirely possible that I actually died of alcohol poisoning or a drug overdose in a pub toilet somewhere, and this is purgatory

Fucking hell this Mason Greenwood stuff looks bad. Dunno whether to be sympathetic or try and be edgy and say "Burn the coal pay the toll".

twitter.com/ListsNG/status/1487696894092529664

Grinding WUPPAS and probably going to write some stuff down and thats it. I barely drink at all now. think it might be a permanent change

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might play some VIDEO GAMEZ but dunno what. feeling quite womfy. no hangover that im used to on a WUNDAY

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fuck sake just signed him on fifa. Might have to drop the cunt
I take manager mode very seriously and will not have such people on my team

Can't say I give a shit about some random roastie seeking attention. You've only heard about it because he's a footballer, what about the millions of other women

Going to make myself a cuppa and a small bowl of oatmeal with some cinnamon and maple syrup. Can't seem to manage a full bowl these days. Then I'm going to watch some Bob Ross and play some Picross, trying to relax. Tonight I think I'm going to do either a spaghetti and meatball dinner or a jar curry and rice. Nothing special. Need to sort my life out a bit. Thinking about buying some new clothes too.

Having a scroll through /x/. It's more entertaining than r9k thats for sure.

>Has anyone noticed how the History channel and Discovery channel are just bringing in alien data from the government.
>Like its no longer "What if Gods were an alien terrestial life force here to teach us secret understandings of the universe."
>Just today I heard "The Air Force admitted to following these Unidentified Flying Objects that used tractor beams to control their vehicles"

>discovery and history channel as a source for reputable documentaries

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>the world is about to end
>anyone on here remember the high level insider guy from /pol and all the weird shit he revealed? i started digging into it deeper and deeper until i found the secret he was alluding to... and now i am being targeted for knowing too much.

whats the ratio for schizos to larpers? are they all schizos or all larpers?

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when i am sad i watch carly rae on pornhub. not for the porn. but just because she enjoys watching it so much. i would like to give her a cuddle.

Oh don't worry, I'm not under any illusions that I'm the first to consider it. Just weighing up the good to bad ratio and I can't help but think it. What makes it worse is that I do have good things in my life. I can point to things to be grateful, and I am. But even when the sun is shining and the birds are singing it's like my guts are churning and I'm a husk of a man. A torment that doesn't even make much sense. I can't figure out why, but I always seem to be in pain and the fact that this persists when things look good makes it even worse.

>audio of her getting raped
Wow

which wideo wames do you play frosty

>Ok /x/, if someone could help me interpret this. I had a super weird dream. I'm not going to type out the entire dream as that would take way too long, but want to focus on one specific part. At a certain point in the dream I was in a room with, what the signs had said, was the oldest Baphomet altar in existence. The room was filled with occult symbols, candles, and an ancient looking altar with tons of inscriptions and a caricature of Baphomet. I do not remember what happened in this room. All I remember is that when I left, I felt incredibly happy. I felt content and joyful for the first time in months. I've been going through some insane depression lately so this is why that part of the dream stuck out to me so much. I've never been interested in the occult. I've never looked in to Satanism, or Thelema, or Templar stuff, so it seemed really odd that I was to have such a vivid dream of a Theleman diety, and have such a profound emotional response. I'm wondering if anyone can hlelp make more sense of it? Or is it just human dream brain being weird?

>I've never had an interest in the occult
>hes having dreams about satanism altars

Lmao hes obviously paranoid about it. Americans seem to have a widespread, nationwide moral panic about satanism. I've seen documentaries where entire communities have sent people to prison because they all agreed they were satanists and did occult rituals and stuff like that. But it turns out it was all made up and it was some mass hysteria psychosis that made them all believe in it. America is really obsessed with the occult as a whole its quite bizarre.

I made this for you lad

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Best redemption arc of 2021 without a doubt, good on ya lid

Lads today I'm meeting my gf for a talk about the relationship. I'm going to ask for a break but she still wants to make it work which makes it a lot harder for me. I don't know what to do really. I'd break up with her for good if she wasn't always pining for our relationship

You're being emotionally manipulated.

Lol this is a funny one. I feel like a 14 year old browsing Any Forums for the first time. Its hard to tell whats a joke and whats real

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Excited for WW3 lads?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60185733
>PM mulls blitz on Moscow

First breakup attempt rarely takes lad, just important to keep to it. I ended up back with mine for months after successfully breaking up with her. Like her alien tractor beam pulled me back in, or actually more likely just the fact that she loved giving me blowjobs, like genuinely loved and would do multiple a day if she could. I do miss that, I don't miss the skin tag she had on her butthole. Swings and roundabouts. What were we talking about?

In other news, just blew my nose and a bunch of hair came out. Forgot I'd trimmed up there while I was shaving earlier. Bit of a surprise to be sure.