So I'm sitting here thinking about how there's no way my mom could be this cool.
So I'm sitting here thinking about how there's no way my mom could be this cool
Aiden Rogers
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Jayden Campbell
I want my mom to sit on my face
Evan Bailey
My friends mom had a body like that and she used to reguarly do stupid shit like this in front of us when we were kids. I didnt really notice it too much because it was before I could coom so me and my friend used to just laugh at hiw big her boos and butt were. But around the time I started noticing it was when she had a breast reduction.
Jose Jenkins
My mother is pretty damn cool. Used to be a complete party girl (also a slut) and was involved in the punk scene during the 90s. Had a horrifically awful childhood, so she never really had a chance to be normal. She's fat nowadays, like most American women over 30. I saw a picture of her when she was 19 and she was an absolute babe. I got lots of good genes from her, but also some bad ones. Even though my biological father is trash, he was at least attractive and so I turned out to be a 6/10 at the minimum. My mom is my best friend and possibly the only woman who will ever care about me.
Camden Kelly
Me too. Chadson only though
Oliver Rodriguez
Just got my mom into doing yoga for exercise. Hopefully she'll be able to do a standing split like that in the future.
Who doesn't?
>My mom is my best friend and possibly the only woman who will ever care about me.
If you have a good relationship with your mom then there really isn't any other woman like her.
Hudson Flores
Hottt
Wish I had that kind of relationship with my mom. She sucks
Lucas Fisher
>anklet
>sexy mature feet
MUH DICK
Gavin Lewis
Who's the artist? That mom's really cute
Same here.
Everytime I stole panties from her drawer I like to imagine what her butt looked like in them.
Jayden Robinson
>My mom is my best friend and possibly the only woman who will ever care about me.
That is pretty normal. A normal parental bond is leaps beyond the best most can get, at least when it comes to modern relationships. You won't be able to find a lot of partners as loyal nowadays.
Anthony Flores
I wish incest was preferred and didn't increase the risk of genetic deformities.
Camden Brown
Hold on there buddy, I'm just referring to a platonic bond.
Austin Jackson
>Incels have sexual fantasies about their mom
You guys just can't stop losing huh? Lmao
Mason Gray
>You guys just can't stop losing huh
Nope. Eternally cucked
Liam Hughes
Post more moms.
Ryan Collins
ok, me between her fingers
Brody White
Why can't you be normal like the rest of us and just want your normal sized mom to sit on your face
Daniel Evans
Incest is gross, I want YOUR mom to sit on me.
Zachary Hall
Based.
I want your mom and my mom to take turns sitting on my face.
I'm sure we can work something out.
Ayden Williams
>Wish I had that kind of relationship with my mom. She sucks
I wish everybody could have a loving mother that they appreciate. I wasted so much time arguing and not getting along with her in my teenage years, it's an awful feeling not being close with your mom.
>Everytime I stole panties from her drawer I like to imagine what her butt looked like in them.
I often think about what my mom would look like in different types of panties. Does your mom usually wear more conservative underwear or does she prefer something racier?
Acceptance would be better than a preference, for the sake of stable families. Normal sibling rivalry would become horrible if they are literally competing over their mother.
Adrian Gutierrez
I loved imagining her in lingerie and other slutty clothes, but her panties were rather conservative.
Not "granny" level thankfully, but no thongs, they looked small and sexy.
Parker Stewart
>Just got my mom into doing yoga for exercise. Hopefully she'll be able to do a standing split like that in the future.
Based. Keep encouraging her and once she is hooked, you could be her yoga partner.
Jackson Lewis
Quit teasing and post them already.
Kevin Rivera
That was a long time ago, I don't live there anymore.
I'd love to go back to the days when I'd just find her worn panties casually in the shower, sniff and cum all over them, and then go to bed with her.
Hudson Robinson
Mom's are really cool.
Jacob Howard
I told mom she should play dress down since she didn't want to play dress up.
She did neither
Aaron Murphy
My mom doesn't wear thongs either. She used to only wear very plain looking panties until I convinced her to change her style to something smaller and more colorful.
>you could be her yoga partner
She has already asked me to join her when I have the time for it.
Sebastian Smith
Why do I want to fuck my mom?
Is it solely because she's cute and hot?
Does everyone with an attractive mom want to fuck her?
Liam Ortiz
>She has already asked me to join her when I have the time for it.
Do it
Just do it
Don't let your dreams be dreams
Yesterday you said tomorrow
So just do it
Nolan Garcia
My mom is super morbidly obese and I have no idea how architectfags are aroused by this. The worst part is that if she somehow doesn't die of a fucking heart attack, I'm going to somehow have to take care of her ass when she's elderly. Literally and figuratively.
I only want a mommy gf ironically because I want a doting girlfriend, I wouldn't fuck my mom with a ten-foot borrowed dick.
Tyler Garcia
Get her to workout with you.
Jaxson Scott
Unlike in anime, in real life, women do not do anything that they didn't come up with. Or anything that they can't convince themselves that they came up with. My mother decides that spending a weekend drinking bottles of vodka and watching Hallmark movies is a better way to spend her time than not provoking her pre-diabetes.
Benjamin Ross
Fuck offf then, you're not invited to the mom fucking party.
Asher Ross
>you're not invited to the mom fucking party.
He's right though. I'm not invited because she won't let me
Jaxon Moore
Why is it whenever I see shit like the shit posted in this thread, I just can't stop imagining myself beating the woman in it to death? Is it a me problem or like what?
Samuel Hill
Are you the
>My mom has had sex with dozens of men but wont let me have sex with her
guy?
If so, pls don't derail the thread.
Jason Baker
>Is it a me problem or like what?
Yes, you need professional mental help.
Ian Price
Move out weirdos.
Jason Cook
Unironically the closest thing to your idealized version of a mommy gf will be your mother or grandmother, women who will do everything for you because they truly love you.
It's your fault that you can't handle or manipulate your mom.
Landon Myers
I really don't think you should be telling people to get mental help when you're out here posting softcore pornography of someone fucking his own mother.
>t. extreme mommy issues
Joshua Morris
>If so, pls don't derail the thread.
I promise
Nicholas Mitchell
Speaking from experience, it doesn't help at all.
Isaiah Perez
Distance only makes it worse.
Christian Cooper
Thirding that, I haven't lived with mom in over 8 years and it just got worse
Dylan Nelson
Moms are for cooming!
Samuel Ward
Can't stop cooming to pic related, it's incredibly easy to imagine you and your Mom in this situation together.
Brayden James
To be fair, it's incredibly easy to imagine me and my mom in all sorts of scenarios and situations.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Is it a good game? Check this out if you feel like reading about a mother and son stranded on an island
literotica(.)com
Angel Anderson
> i have gf
> i have sex
> good job and good friends
if you put half the effort into getting your shit together than you nerds do virgin posting then you would have had a girlfriend by now
Jaxon Perry
It's a half hour game full of fetch quests with sex scenes sprinkled in between, good for a fap.
I just like the setting, it's perfect for momcest.
Leo Martinez
COPE.
You're just seething because you're too ugly for mommy to ever love you.
Michael Ross
Cute little game.
Levi Turner
>That pic
Hey I recognize that, loved the animation, he's allegedly making a sequel
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Aiden Ross
the last time i went to visit mama she was wearing these pants that were kind of see through and i could clearly make out her panties and when she walked around her buttbutt was jiggling a ton.