Tell me about the biggest injury you survived

herniated a disc trying to keep up with a huge black dude in college

he was that big huh?

When i finished American Gods and i looked up to see if they were going to make another season and they are not

Not life threatening but tore 3 ligaments in my ankle coming off my dirt bike
>practicing race starts
>only wearing my road bike boots because it was just me and a couple of the lads messing around
>thought I was in second, must have clicked down another gear or something
>bike got away from me, half recovered but started coming back down on an angle
>bike lands on my foot then proceeds to roll my ankle in
>multiple pops
Tore my ATFL, and the two that hold your tib/fib together. 6 months before I was deemed 'fit' again, probably 8 months until I was back to what I'm at now

Have also broken my hand, foot, tore supraspinatus, tore calf and dislocated my elbow at points through my life.

ok it must have something to do with the laser pointer on his forehead

>HS football
>play defensive tackle
>run up middle
>reaching outwards to grab running back for tackle
>RB is running into my forearm
>linebacker comes to assist tackle
>runs full speed into the back of my upper arm
>2 large men running full speed into my arm on either side of my elbow
>hyperextend elbow as pile goes to ground
>walk off field after play unable to move arm

Nothing snapped so I didn’t need surgery but it was about 4 months before I could support any significant weight with that arm

Pulled my back, if that's how you call it, squatting.
>Huh, this is wrong
>Gym is across the street from hospital
>Walk home
>Suddenly pain after 50 meters
>Take 15 minutes to get to hospital
>get painkillers and crutches
>Go to sleep
>Wake up 4 in the morning
>Attempt to get out of bed
>Every single range of movement that would take me out of bed is blocked by pain
>Call the hospital
>Wait for an ambulance for 3 hours since it was busy and I wasn't going anywhere and also I had to call my landlord to come with keys
>they come and put me on my feet
>Sleep on the floor for two weeks until it was healed

No way he survived that, right?

ruptured a hemorrhoid once
bled for a week

> drop a plate edge-on on my thigh
> get a nice bruise that heals in a couple of weeks
> sitting at my desk and stand up and quad goes into a huge cramp
> it’s so painful I fall down and can’t see or hear anything

This was during the 2020 lockdowns. It would cramp at random times, usually when going from being still to movement. The cramps were so bad I couldn’t do anything during them.

It slowly got better but now even two years later it still cramps at times, but now it’s a low-level constant cramp.

Physical therapist gave me a bunch of quad exercises and stretches and they help.

>be me as a child, have a bunk bed in my room
>jumping and playing on the top bunk
>fall off the bed
>on the wall next to my bed there’s a window with a windowsill
>this windowsill sticks out a bit and has a sharp corner
>when I fall, cut my eyelid
>mom liquid stitches it back
>eyelid still works fine
Not really big, but it could have been WAY worse. I would’ve had some sweet pirate costumes on halloween though.