You spot this girl at the bar. Do you think you're Any Forums enough for her?

You spot this girl at the bar. Do you think you're Any Forums enough for her?

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>walk over
hey mamacita, how's it hanging tonight? Can I buy you a drink, on the house?
>laugh and flag the bartender before she can even say anything
I'll take 2 shots of azul tequila, and salt and lime for the muy bonita lady here
>wink in her direction
>tip the bartender 50%
cheers, little lady. Let me know if you want to have your world rocked tonight
>leave with both shots

Is it weird to go to bars sober? I don't drink anymore but like the social aspect of bars.

Yes

>Can I buy you a drink, on the house?
You own the bar?

>how to tell if someone is 14

okay now THIS is game

I wouldn't be in a bar but
Yes I would.be fit enough because my tactic would be to get an erection and then rub it on her or let her see it
This is the ultimate and purest form of pua

she's not Any Forums enough for me

>she's not Any Forums enough for me

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>Oh hey :)

I've done the 2 shot thing before, but it was to get rid of a cougar that kept bothering me.
>at bar
>cougar saunters up and tries to chat
>reeks of annoying overconfidence
>order 2 shots of tequila
>"oh... how sweet haha. how'd you know what i wanted?"
>shots arrive
>block her off with my body and slide both over towards myself - down them immediately
>glare at her for a good 10 seconds to watch her smile fade
>leave and go dance with some filipina chick
useful trick if you've got a clinger.

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i don't go out

My wallet isn't Any Forums enough for her

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This lmao

Fpbp unironically based.

>Enter thread
>Save picture
>Ignore OP
>Leave

She doesn't look too heavy for me to pick up and throw out of the bar.

Lol??

literally what you do is this
go up to her and say hi
as she responds read her body language. pay attention to where she looks, what she says
you can tell instinctively 100% if you need to walk away within 0.1s of saying hello or if its worth your time to continue
fit or not who give a fuck

Stupid
The only true and based response is the user who.said to.rub dick on her

I have literally never approached a girl in my entire life

Yes confuse your target. Keep them guessing

I have asparagus so I can't tell if they're being polite or interested. wat do?

>how to not spot a joke