Dubs decide what do i say to this varbie i matched on tinder
Dubs decide what do i say to this varbie i matched on tinder
That’s a man.
That's a man
yeah
"""""she"""""""
>match
>"Hey bro, how's it hanging?"
>not my type
I’m gay I suck penis I’m gay I suck penis I’m gay I suck penis I’m gay I suck penis
>*ahem*
>Good morning beautiful! Tis a fine day when I find myself matching with a lovely specimen such as yourself on the Tinders!
How big? I'm a bit of a size queen
Winrar
lemme suck on that clit and fuck my ass with it please muscle mommy
Nahhh brah...thats a dude.
i want to bottle your asshole musk and spray it on my dick before jerking off
YWNBAW
WINRAR
ask her how big her clit is
Fuck it went with this one, it was funny in my opinion
ask it how much it benches
Faggot
>didn't include the bro
now it's not funny anymore
Tell her you’re 4 inches taller then you actually are…then when you meat her and she’s disappointed say “heh sorry the other 4 inches are in my pants”
>didn't even include the "bro"
Coward
Mods if not dyels ban OP
If she doesn't respond, "That Stalin guy sure was a wacky fella."
hole is a hole.
Gotta be more subtle bros she will catch on
>25
Oh no no no