Dubs decide what do i say to this varbie i matched on tinder

Dubs decide what do i say to this varbie i matched on tinder

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That’s a man.

That's a man

yeah
"""""she"""""""

>match
>"Hey bro, how's it hanging?"

>not my type

I’m gay I suck penis I’m gay I suck penis I’m gay I suck penis I’m gay I suck penis

>*ahem*
>Good morning beautiful! Tis a fine day when I find myself matching with a lovely specimen such as yourself on the Tinders!

How big? I'm a bit of a size queen

Winrar

lemme suck on that clit and fuck my ass with it please muscle mommy

Nahhh brah...thats a dude.

i want to bottle your asshole musk and spray it on my dick before jerking off

YWNBAW

WINRAR

ask her how big her clit is

Fuck it went with this one, it was funny in my opinion

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ask it how much it benches

Faggot

>didn't include the bro
now it's not funny anymore

Tell her you’re 4 inches taller then you actually are…then when you meat her and she’s disappointed say “heh sorry the other 4 inches are in my pants”

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>didn't even include the "bro"
Coward

Mods if not dyels ban OP

If she doesn't respond, "That Stalin guy sure was a wacky fella."

hole is a hole.

Gotta be more subtle bros she will catch on

>25
Oh no no no