Thoughts?

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put everything in and after "id be a close one but i win" into "id get a few hits but lose" or "id get torn to pieces" and then its accurate

Move horse to 50/50 chance and hippo needs to be in same tier as crocodile.

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>gorilla
>50/50

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youre a retard

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Is this straight fisticuffs or do you get a weapon?
Either way you’re giving deer too much credit and rhinos not enough

swap cat and swan. trust me user

>lobster
>get a few hits
what ? just step on it faggot

Jesus what a stupid list.
A seal is roughly 300 pounds and six feet.
A horse is 700 pounds
Far more accurate, move panda up one tier.

Lobsters had to adapt since their claws are always taped shut they're sneaky little fuckers

it might nip my toe when i stand on it :/

>that 50/50 selection

your hubris will be the end of you.

Excellent bait.

your under estimating starfish bro

>win against a komodo dragon
you're the only retard here

You guys are all retards, most animals would kick your ass easily.

The thing that levels the playing field with humans is tool use. Killing at a range was the big disruption to the food chain

>A fucking WHALE
>"50/50"
That's like a flea saying it could kill you

This bait is just too obvious

i would literally just fucking football kick it and it would die instantaneously

I win on land, it wins on water. It's not that complicated

you don't know shit

Unless you're Mongolian or you trip horses for a living I don't think you can beat them

Pandas are not weak bro
They're like bears

one might even call them "panda bears."

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