How do you stop him?

How do you stop him?

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*BANG BANG BANG*

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>thinking a 9mm or .45 will stop a fucking rhino
run aways until that motherfucker gas out and doesn 't see me anymore because rhinos are half blind

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Stand behind a mirro

NIGGER

Insult his hairline lmao, rhinos are notoriously insecure

Use his momentum to swing him into the lake behind me

i summon THE BLOAT LORD

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Just before he hits me I dodge with my superior speed and grab him by the neck and then use his momentum to fling that beast away from me.

Toss a spoonful of seed oil at it. According to schizos here it kills faster than mortar. I believe.

With my words

*unsheathe katana
baka raino

>grab him by the horn
>swing on his back
>put him in a choke hold
heh, t'was almost too easy..

>thinking a 9mm or .45 will stop a fucking rhino
Unironically yes.

Can't wait to hear all your big game hunting experience

>Teleport myself above it
>As it tries to hit me i teleport below his neck and slice it open with my ki katana
>It's head rolls on the ground
>As i leave, i notice a power level surging from behind me
>The rhino Transforms in a w*man
>This w*man screams something in her feelings and rainbow language
>For some reason it's super effective and I'm pushed back
>While struggling i remember l.the time passed here on Any Forums with my friend, while they were teaching me semen retention
>Realize a w*man's words are null because they shouldn't even talk without a man's permission
>Suddenly her voice is pure silence
>As i approach her i can see her shivering, probably calling for some simps to help her
>But no one will come for a w*man like her
>As i am face to face with her, i lean on her and whisper "you hit the wall you walking hole"
>As she hears my words, she collapses, defeated.
>I do a 360 then walk away, leaving only her make up on the ground that gets blown away by the wind

If you do a 360 you're still facing the same direction, idiot

>He doesn't know
Peak w*man brain that can't think outside of fixed patterns

Enter sage mode

You take away his credit card.

If you hit it in the right place you could probably kill it with a .22 lr. But as a general matter I wouldnt want to rely on anything but a magnum round bigger than like 350 grains. So idk maybe 357 h&h at the low end.

Basically the biggest of the "medium bore" big game cartriges would be the reliable low-end cut off.

Take a few steps to right

you ever watch legolas swing onto a horse? it's like that and then I woodberry the rhino