just had my first greentext worthy gym story guys
>be me
>had surgery and the pt got me into lifting
>fat and weak now
>still havent completely healed but i literally hurt if i dont do some exercise
>been going to a small anytime fitness for about 4 months (zyzz motivation vids, lost 20 pounds since i started)
>decided to go at a different time than usual
>show up and its pretty dead except for some grandmas and this asian manlet and this tall-not-hot-scandinavian-greta thurnberg type chick
>do my daily leg extensions because i had knee surgery
>while im leg extending i notice that the music is shittier and coming form the mongolian couples direction
>the asian manlet and brunhilde are doing some weird crossfit type workout, taking up all the free weights, battle ropes, kettlebells, and playing music off their phones
>shitty edm and today forgot my headphones so i was a little pissed
>this is all setup for why i did a gamer move on the asian manlet which may get me kicked out.
cont.
Just had my first greentext worthy gym story guys
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pt. 2
>after leg extensions i was going to workout arms but oh no! somebody had all the free weights laying in a pile around their feet,
> i walked up and asked nicely for the dumbells
>asian manlet says they are using them and that they worked there.
>i asked again telling them that i pay to work out here and i wanted the dumbells.
>little bastard rolls his eyes and turns his back to me
>i decided if he was gonna be a little bitch im just gonna take the weights even if he was stronger than me
>took the dumbells
> asian manlet flips the fuck out
>i walked up to the mirror and start doing hammer curls which pissed him off even more
>he yelling at me but i just keep lifting
>"your getting kicked out blah blah blah"
>he threatened to fight me and called me a pussy bitch
>i kept doing hammer curls and for the first time i feel the "pump". feels fucking great
>asian manlet was screaming in the back room
>no shit they had the punching bag laying down because they "needed" extra space for their crossfit workout and short round hopped on it and started wailing on it in a rage
>i kept doing curls, never done that much before
>eventually after 20 mins asian manlet and tall VVhite VVoman took the trash out, finally racked their free wieghts and left while threatening me some more.
> i kept lifting in silence, i felt fucking good.
anyways what do i do about this asian manlet? i could karen his ass and he will get fired but that feels wrong. i like the idea of showing up there and lifting in his face. taunting him gives me strengths i never knew i had bros.
post 3
That's it? It's such a nothingburger honestly
im sorry it just happened like an hour ago and im still high off of it. it felt so good to take the dumbells from that faggot.
Nice story OP. But i hear now for the first Time EDM and its great.
Also keep the good Feeling in mind
But yeah for real the story sucks ass mate
Sounds like what I would have done. I dont think you should worry about getting banned from that gym and if you do it's probably best you don't give them your business anyways. Also here's a pic of my dog sleeping
nothing to fear from a manlet
Yeah EDM is nice though and OP is a fag
Doggy Looks nice
Wouldn't tell on him. Most gym confrontations I had we ended up being gym bros
i only like zyzz edm music. they were listening to gay ass shit man please believe me.
you probably right about leaving but it was a spirtual experience working out while that dude screamed at me. it felt so good. he did threaten to find me outside of the gym but i bet thats bullshit. i have a gun (safety off) so hes a dead bitch if he tries anything in the parking lot. nice dog
Can eloborate zyzz EDM?
>be OP
>fat and weak before surgery
>fat and weak after
>mommy’s health insurance stopped paying for PT so here I am at planet fitness doing leg lifts on a chair near the check-in desk
>mom says she’ll by me Nintendo ringfit on the switch if I lose 50lbs
>mfw she doesn’t know I get all the pizza and bagels I want at good old PF
>my serene workout is interrupted by some LUNKS flaunting their ability to jump
>they are playing music I hate and ignoring me even though I am brave and special
>despite their lunkery they fail to set off the lunk alarm
>they just get to keep intimidating me with their aggressive energy and lunk vibes
>decide to do something about it if planet fitness won’t
>waddle over and mumble something about needing the equipment they’re using
>”no problem man, just let us finish this last set”
>th-they’re just going to keep lunking? When I specifically asked them not to?
>grab one dumbbell and huff huff huff back to the chair in the lobby
>deliberately avoid eye contact as I do curls with my prize
>holding my breath bc I don’t want to set off the lunk alarm
>think about what a cool story I can make this out to be on Any Forums later
You oversold your story user...
Lel
EDM died when Big Room House died.
Now it's all electro pop, trap and electro-reggaeton.
I miss the Martin Garrix era.
i dont know what any of that is. i just follow my heart when it comes to music
you didnt act autistic and behaved like a normal man
well done mate, make us proud
what to do? keep lifting and fuck him up if he wants to fight which he wont because hes clearly a fag
>big room was the peak of electronic
thats possibly the worst opinion ive ever read on the internet