Hex is your date for tonight

Hex is your date for tonight

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Sorry, I only date on-model bitches.

Tits not big enough. Hard pass.

Too big

just right

Hair too short

she doesn't look like that

Head too large
Ears too small

>The Dater

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I would never be able to satisfy a women that looks like that.

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You guys have too many standards to be a bunch of virgins.

Not with that attitude you won't.

I'm going to fatten her up

She better be in diapers

Why not?

No she isn't, Arezu is.

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She better have a penis

>her reaction when she sees you for the first time

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my ponos is only 5 inches...

I want copious amount of nursing handjobs and paizuri from her

I don't want anything to do with a woman with a stolen identity. That is NOT hex maniac and it doesn't even look anything like her

>hex maniac is 1 letter away from sex maniac
>she has huge breasts
they know what they did

me too bro
but it would be an honor to disappoint her

So?

sorry, not interested in the meme npc. maybe my houndoom can help

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mine is four and a quarter. I round up to five to make myself feel better. it doesn't work

four and three quarters*

>subjects a meme npc to a meme fetish
hm

For me it's sightseer

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tranny thread

How does her dress not fall off?

>low test

does she deserve anything else?