Splatoon 3

We're only allowed to talk about the raw anger and sheer pain Salmon Run generates in these threads.

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But I want to talk about the raw anger and sheer pain Clam Blitz generates instead.

just throw clams, bro

anyone else start feeling really thirsty after playing this game for a little bit?

shiver sexo

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>King meter full
>constant 3rd wave losses
Guess that's why they let you demote yourself.

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Is Grizz dead? Or was it all part of the plan?

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Yeah

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I am getting filtered by the card Game

According to the tutorial the special squares activate when the square is surrounded by you or your rival

I cover all the spaces and still doesnt activate,What am I doing wrong?

>my switch is banned from online because I'm a hacker faggot

I didn't even care about the ban since I never play any online games and was morally opposed to paying for an online subscripiton. But Splatoon 3 is setting off my maternal clock like crazy.

It has to be all 8 surrounding squares, just not the cardinal ones

More like the pain of SOMEONE LEFT THE GAME
COMMUNICATION ERROR
SOMEONE LEFT THE GAME
COMMUNICATION ERROR

All eight squares around it need to be covered, diagonals too
protip: stick them against a wall or in a corner, then you only need to fill in 5/3 squares

m-maternal clock???? user???

>maternal clock

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He's a satellite now.

I had an idea for a weed whacker splatling, but I don't know what he characteristics could be.

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Dealing damage while charging is what I imagine the gimmick would be.

Any interesting lore from splatoon 3? Or is it just learning about mr grizz?

Flamethrower equivalent. It trades range for insane spread. It covers like a motherfucker and kills everything in front of it, but it has high ink consumption and is very vulnerable from other angles.

Like a Splatling/Brush hybrid

Instead of charging it could rev up and continuously fire with the fire rate increasing as you held down the fire button.

we'll go there for rabbits next. trust the corporate plan.

It also answers questions about how Inklings came to be that really nobody asked or even cared about.

something about humans I don't know. I've been doing online mostly

Squid Jesus

SPLATS*

>flyfish badge

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I think it was more of a Squid Nostrodamus

That's nothing

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Sea creatures ate magical anime crystals to evolve actually also squid god(s) and jesus are real

magic crystals bruh