>game has a dwarf in it
>they're unquestionably the best character
Game has a dwarf in it
Aaron Harris
Jackson Rogers
Ah, yes, I used to be a Zulumbaki, years back...
Nolan Myers
WHERE ARE WE GOING? OVER THE MOUNTAIN
Gabriel Gomez
Best way to play.
Henry Sanchez
Saltzpyre isn't dawi though.
Josiah Scott
If they were normal height and acted the same would they still be cool? Does them being a manlet contribute to the character at all.
Nathan Brown
It is so nice that 5'11" makes an appearance in games.
Robert Jenkins
Bro that was a downright EPIC joke bro.
James Gomez
They have to be small otherwise they occupy a slot too close to elves and can be considered a threat.
David Russell
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Elijah Phillips
It's more being the bulky bearded drunk fuck over the slender forest hippie twink for me. For example I gladly chose Roegadyn over Lalafell in FFXIV for that reason, so bulk > height. On the other hand I am from a region in my country where the people are known for being short, bulky and having wide shoulders so I might just be biased because of IRL experience.
Aiden Reyes
>Cant romance best girls
Jacob Ramirez
Name cool vidya dwarfs who aren't just the 'generic angry drunken dwarf' character.
Noah Stewart
Everyone knows Saltzpyre is best boy, but given everyone in VT is high tier at the very least, that’s hardly an indictment of Brodin
Tyler Clark
We need more romanceable dwarf women. I NEED a thicc shortstack wife.
Juan Gomez
What did they mean by this?
Ryan Taylor
The thread opened with one, dipshit
Carson Ward
why aren't there games where you can fuck the shit out of dwarf women, though?
Jeremiah Gomez
>poorly 'dressed' for combat
Concerning, but passable
>pocket full of tools, implying they're 'dressing' like this for doing forgework
Absolutely unforgiveable. A forge is a place for serious business, not tomfoolery.
Leo Sullivan
I hate elves so much it is unreal. Fucking kill ALL elves.
Andrew Reed
Having sex with short people gets you branded as a pedophile
Xavier Parker
user that's just her bedroom attire.
Aiden Ramirez
I just like being a stocky, yet cheeky alcoholic warrior/berserker.
Nicholas Fisher
Dwarffags are the same obnoxious fucks who jerk off over cool they are for liking Wario.
Jaxon Moore
dwarves are manlet cope
Anthony Anderson
>dwarf women
>they always have the biggest bushes
Chase Miller
biggest knockers, too...
David Stewart
You misunderstand, she's dressed for a romantic evening.
Ryan Taylor
Love from Karak Kadrin
Brody Jones
is that a thing? sounds oddly specific
Jaxson Hughes
>keeping it together Bree?
Dylan Campbell
Game was dogshit, but at least we got best girl.
Robert Moore
Wasn't she openly homophobic?
Luke Anderson
It's definitely a thing.
Christian Martinez
Yes, very.
Matthew Nelson
>they
Matthew Miller
dwarves are buff, hardworking bros and have entire creeds around loyalty and brotherhood which easily makes them the best, even if they tend to be manic trigger-happy alcoholic manlets too
Cooper Lopez
fuck you
Connor Rodriguez
>best playable race to find your best bro
>best npc race
yeah, dwarves are based
Aiden Jenkins
>game has dwarves in it
>the artstyle is "comical"
Cameron Cook
You'd be right it saltzpyre wasn't so unquestionably based
Carson Hill
>BG3 has not Viconia as a romance option
>can only think about a dozen rotten eggs soaked in a bag of vinegar
Hearing her having a great time chewing scenery in the Cain books is helping, at least.
Charles Carter
Is the Scotsman from Samurai Jack cool?
Adrian Sullivan
Why are bearded Dwarven women so rare in video games?
Kayden Long
Because it's just not a great aesthetic
Aiden Perry
Because it's a dogshit idea.
Zachary Ross
Wow gave us Dark iron dwarves so as ultra shit as it may be, it did do something right.
Sebastian Gonzalez
You sound like bitch ass faggots right now.
William Gomez
>Pick her up
>Carry her to bed
>Mate long and hard until that smug look on her face turns into an blushing exhausted and wet expression
>Mate some more until thoroughly pregnant
>Mate even more for bonding