What makes her so perfect?

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I never understood the appeal until I recently met our new coworker who's short as fuck and has that snarky attitude midna has..

Good fucking lord I want to pound her. Shame she hates me. But that makes me want to fuck her even more.

>off model shit
you can give her big tits if you want, just don't shrink her head.

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compact
promiscuous
cheeky
flirty
wide hips
breedable
not human

she gives off so many signals to mate with her it's ridiculous

I'm glad I read this today.

I just wish Midna was more popular in japan, western artists fuck up her proportions all the time and shes starting to look like an obese midget in new art

is this her?

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too tall
that ass is on point though

im a tall lanklet and for some reason shorstacks always want to crush me with their heavy ass/thighs

I want to rub my face in her pudgy belly

case in point that woman is disgusting and midna does not have those kind of proportions

can we stop posting human women? this is thread about midna.

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Are you mocking me user. Because it's not gonna work..

>I fuck around with a coworker
>Coworker asks who's stronger
>Oh you are user is skinny and weak!
>She walks up to me with her little chest out
> Looks up at me
> Even I could beat you
>I whisper to my friend as we walk away
>I could throw that midget like a football across the room
>Make him laugh
>What was that? What did you say?
>Don't make me strangle you with my thighs I could do it so easily. I just got done working legs yesterday motherfucker.

I wanted to say " I wish you would " so fucking badly bros. Good lord. That snarky motherfucker gets to me.that attitude she has.

They actually did it
The absolute madlasses
Midna and Link have had an actual romantic kiss in an officially licensed Nintendo product

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thats what happens when you dont gatekeep normalfags off Any Forums, they always post boring blog shit about themselves

Take your chance and say you want her to choke you with her small thighs and see what happens

I like Midna in any form, shes pretty close to perfect.

Move, bitch, Link is my property.

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when a girl is a bully to a guy that means she likes you, I had one in high school who would always punch my arm and laugh at my music tastes on my ipod then she always started sitting next to me and hanging out but I was a loser who didnt understand cause i was dense as rocks

I'd probably like Midna more if they made her a toggle in the menu so you could just ignore her unless you wanted her advice.