Halo TV Series Trailer

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What the fuck!?

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They made Fred black?

>cortana
this is an abomination
>no master chief VA

wtf..........

Ruined

So I guess this isn't canon to the universe. Also
>chinks
Every fucking piece of media has to catter to the Chinese market now

"Find the Halo, win the war"

Is this the show's tagline? holy shit.
This is John Halo levels of meme, but they are doing it 100% serious.

>500 years in the future
>A fucking AK-47

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Too many women

That looks so shit. Also, there is literally 0 white men in the trailer ahahahahah

The assault rifle uses 7.62x51 NATO. The sniper rifle fires a Russian AT rifle round from the 1930s.

>Elite armor looks like outdated, almost like the arbiter armor
>Cortana looks uncanny and not blue or purple
>Jackal with a sword
>A human in the covenant

This will be meme material

>other spartans are two women and a nog, one of the women has pink in her hair
it's over

master chief is a black woman

what

the fuck

Why aren't they even trying to follow the story of the games?

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Oh no....

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what race is this supposed to be

That master chief voice sounds fucking awful what the fuck

The cringe is strong in this one.

American

dios mio...

looks like a fan film fucking kek

Look how they massacred our girl

RIP

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Looks cheap. Also why that haircut?

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kalashnikov you bastard
looks uncannily like abby shapiro

>twitter video
An actual Youtube video? Why would anyone watch a trailer on Twitter where even if you got a 100 Megabyte connection it can still have a 480p quality.

>clothes
D R O P P E D
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It looks cheesy but I'm a sucker for Halo. I will give it a watch

>no feet

Why even live?

Isn't that exactly how ME 3 goes? Are they really taking pages off ME3's books

Isn't by the same shitters behind STD and Picard?

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OH NO NO NO CORTANA BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY HAHAHAHA

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Not even the worst thing in the trailer.

Yep

Cortana not being a straight up CGI anime person makes this irredeemable

Eh it looks fine. Covenant CG looks great just from those few shots we saw.

Send this to /k/. They'll have a field day

Halo media is always low profile as fuck. No surprises here.

>heterochromia
Holy shit she's the whole package kek

>looks fine
this does not in any way look fine

Well, at least they established it as being in an alternate timeline so it doesn't fuck up the game's story. Not that Halo's current plot is a very high bar.

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These are the retards that keep 343 alive, everyone
You have him to thank for 3 massive piles of shit in a row

Microsoft owns the Halo IP has billions of $$$ why not spend some of that in some good looking fucking CGI what the fuck man

they're doing a "sonic movie trailer" aren't they? make deliberately bad/unfaithful to source looking character then "change it" for fan approval

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>find the halo. win the war

Really?

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I heavily doubt it this looks like a finished product

OHNONONONO

WHERE IS THE WHITE MEN

Master Chief will barely be in it and most of the action will focus on the other three diversity Spartans, screencap this post.

La atrocidad...

That's racist

>Marty was chilling one day and heard Keith David voice a military ad and thought "He'd be a good Arbiter. Let's get him"
>everyone in this show has a shit voice
what the fuck is wrong with casting for tv shows these days? Always fucking dogshit and in this case brutally mogged by decades old vidya.

Makes sense if they're going for pre-Halo 1.
Pretty sure the majority of humans had no idea what the fuck a Halo array was let alone that they existed.

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guarantee you he is the bad guy

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Me? I only buy books and watch Hidden Xperia videos on YouTube.

I care very little about Halo games. Don't thank me for anything, Asshurtosaurus-Rex.
pic is me when Halo is showered by criticism.

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who cares, we all know it's going to be shitty
halo isnt even a good source to make a spinoff out of, they're about 12 years too late to catch the games when they werent incredibly mediocre

>Dude is literally just a big armor
>can't get his actual voice actor
>entire rest of the cast is a bunch of facebook humans
looks like a fucking joke

ew

Either a bad guy or used to be a woman.

OHNONONONONONONONONO
*wheeze*

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That’s clearly Lord Hood.

I told you about the jews bro.

WE

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>Admiral Cole
>Bad guy
Okay retard

Cortana was a mistake

yeah he's white
Master Chief was originally a female POC before ONI fascists turned him into an Aryan Supersoldier. That technicality is why he's allowed to be the main character of this show.

water is wet screencap this

i thought this didnt come out on netflix
>paramount
oh ... they did the same with the picard shit

>straight up CGI anime person
fuck off weeb

He's a homie

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i don't understand at all

>white woman who hates humans and sides with the enemy
they say art imitates life

Peak soulless

It will focus on the chink woman

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FOR?
WHO ASKED FOR THIS??
WHO??????

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Oooh they'll make him a bad guy
This isn't canon, they call it the silver timeline or some goofy shit

a boardroom full of executives

Wait, that's supposed to be Cole? Swear to god they better not butcher my boy, favorite character in the whole series.

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kike execs who want to subvert yet another beloved white man's franchise

La creatura...

Why is hollywood so against the color blue?

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>thinks comics/books are canon

That's what I don't get. 20 years ago this would look great, but all that CGI in the daytime just makes it look equal to DBZ. Shoulda got Cameron to do this and make 6 movies out of it instead of Avatar.

Covenant is all male so the diversity officier rang the alarm bells

He looks just like him, just older

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God I'm glad I gave up on Halo after Reach.

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Kino incoming.

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I’ll give it a chance. It looks better than I imagined. But I’m cautiously optimistic. I didn’t expect much.

They literally are.

Pretty much what I expected: CW shit

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Wasn't the original leak that it's Logan 2.0 where it's not even him and Cortana at the core of the story(I guess that can be for season 2) but Master Chief and that already annoying kid. It seems they may try to take a bit from Halo 2 and he'll meet Arbiter at the end.