OH NONONO
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IT LOOKS SO FUCKING SHIT WTF?
sers...
this looked so fake and gay I thought it was a shitty fanmade trailer and I'm still not convinced it isn't
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks honestly bad. Just use Cortana from the game Jesus how is that hard
Eek
what the actual fuck are those elites
why do they have actual dick helmets instead of the fish looking ones in literally every goddamn halo game
Seems like Microsoft ran out of budget. Should've saved some of that Activision money.
Good on Dave Chapelle for still getting work, weird role for him though
>he and the other spartans
>asian woman
>black guy
>dyke
>Main characters name repeated several times
check
>single note and multiple "BWAAAOOOW"s
check
>narration
check
>Slowed down "intense" cover of a classic hit
check
>characters replaced with women and niggers
check
they didnt give john the master chief title as first rank
WHY EPIC VERSION OF PHIL COLLINS
lol holy shit. Garbage like this is proof that society is falling.
And I am absolutely loving watching it crash and burn
LOOKS LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF CW
AND THE COMMENTS ARE SOMETHING ELSE, 100% PURE COPIUM MY FUCKING SIDES
>master chief doesn't need to sound good
>cortana doesn't need to look authentic
>the covenant doesn't need elites
why the fuck isnt she naked and BOOBA
Alita Battle Angel lookin ass
>comments
>real people
Good Morning Sirs!
>Master Chief's friends are all non-white or female
>ONI spooks are anglos
I need a Hollywood bingo chart at this point
I honestly don't get what's wrong. She looks really close to Cortana.