/smg/ - Stock Market General

we told y'all not to get involved with dat.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>how to make a threaded connection
youtu.be/LmA6EUAO4MY

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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1929 here we come

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I don’t understand, will I still get to play computer games?

It's over.

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the collapse of western civilization is priced in

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sold my bear spreads for 30% profit

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it's unironically over

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Sell your shares.

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WAKE ME WHEN CRASHVEMBER ENDS!

poopie

harby of the meltdown told you it was coming we got all the short sells

>loaded up on weekly calls and went all in
Tell my family I love the /smg/

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Who gives a fuck anymore?

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Puts or calls my bastards???

The last 5 days have been pretty good

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vix should pop to 33 or higher sometime soon i imagine

I'm gonna go jerk off. Good luck today lads.

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Why would you do that?

It's happening, it's actually fucking happening. Great depression 2 electric Boogaloo

Never using FedEx again

>loading up on calls

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Like in the previous thread, post what you're listening to while you ride today out
youtube.com/watch?v=DKxXHEx-XnU

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>crashtember
>crashtober
>crashvember
>crashcember
>crashnuary
>crashbruary
>no data available

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this is fucking horseshit what the fuck

i kinda like her

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post gore

LOAD UP ON CALLS NOW YOU RETARDS

Let's put it this way. Probably should invest in a nice seat cushion for your computer chair, because you're going to be selling your bussy for hot sandwiches when this is all said and done.

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Down another 1.5% today? After the -4% day this week? What the fuck is this.

We are so fucked it’s not even funny anymore. I have been 100% USD since december but I dont want to hold fiat or bonds for 10 fucking years

not a good day to play
calls for longer duration, puts for shorter

I don’t even want to look at my portfolio and Siri is trying to get me to capitulate

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market is so fucking shit right now, im staying the fuck out of this implosion

how far back are those candles?

Me too. I'd let her defraud me out of my cum anytime.

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Looking pretty suave there, bobo.

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Capitulation, hopefully

What is Denver Broncos star quarterback Russel Wilson buying in this diperino?

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I'm really glad 7/9 of my cash is out of the market right now jesus christ

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>Siri notify the cattle to buy the bags

Hopefully a competent defense.

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gme sisters

Who's going to drink the champagne this time?

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Imagine posting your childs face on the internet.

we have at least one more bull trap around midterms, screenshit this

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dont care for the browns personally

Klaus Schawb

You can’t see her face

When will it feel like a recession? Everything is still so crowded.

youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY

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yeah, fuck Cleveland.

My cat dropped the stinkiest dooker just when the market started dumping and now everything stinks, bros. What does this mean, financially speaking?

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Okkie dokkie I go make chicken, I will post pictures during the afternoon

Yeah. People talk up the Great Depression as being really awful but if you see interviews with people who lived through it, and specifically people talking about cost saving recipes, you'll hear them mention plenty of eggs and meat.
It's yet another case of the elderly saying they had it way tougher than the kids these days.

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>fed hiking rates Wednesday
>actual unironic chance of 100bps hike

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at least I have a job, right?

They're going to be my default carrier from now on and I'll choose the overnight option as my way of saying thanks.

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It's a cute kid. Secondly his wife probably has it slathered all over social media so it's a moot point.

NSC, UNP, and CSX are all dumping hard, I thought Biden saved the railroads?

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FedEx Country, let's ride

Me, out of klaus schwab's skull

Who do I ask to get a refund on my BBBY investment?

Yeah, but the whole market is dying

Biden is a retard bro.

never gonna happen
check em

lmao that’s funny. I hate poor stupid people.

>Investment

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I WANT OFF POWELLS WILD RIDE

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BIDEN DO SOMETHING YOU STUPID FUCKING NGZ

1980s. Monthly candles. This is the first time either of them breaks out

Ask customer service at the store

What are the levels for this market to evacuate its bowels?

OPTIONS EXPIRED THIS WEEK. LITERALLY A NEW MARKET NEXT WEEK. BUY BUY BUY

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Abandon hope all ye who enter long positions

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Oh shit CONSOOMER numbers soon.

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The market is crashing HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!

You get knocked down, but you get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
The market goes red, but I get up again
You are never gonna make me SELL!
You get knocked down, but you keep holding the bag
You am never gonna sell
You get knocked down, but You get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
He buys meta calls, he sells his puts
He buys Lager share of Telsa, he buys more apple shares
He sings the songs that remind him of the green times
He sings the songs that remind him of the profit times
(Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy)
You get knocked down, but the market keeps crashing
You are never gonna make it
Pissing his life savings away
You get knocked down, but the market keeps crashing
You are never gonna make it
Pissing his life savings away
You get knocked down, but the market keeps crashing
You are never gonna make it
Pissing his life savings away
You get knocked down, but the market keeps crashing
You are never gonna make it
Pissing his life savings away
You get knocked down, but the market keeps crashing
You are never gonna make it

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>this all conveniently happened and everything started dumping when there was almost exactly a month left in the shemitah

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Glad I bought so much intel. It’s only down less than a percent while everything else is down 2%. We are finally reaching the floor on intel. The market share is getting pretty close to assets and cash held by INTC. I bought leaps

Post the real one please.. I need some hopium

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>having a girl
LOL the ultimate cuck

OFFICIAL thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

How long until the White House takes credit for reducing emissions from delivery companies with their strong economy?

we're about to see the stupidest suckerest fucking rally of our lives

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No, you WILL stare into the face of a tranny fucker who has seen some shit.

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Uhhhh guys wtf happened to siga?

>quads
The goyim know, shut it down!!!

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Someone tell me what this means

>FEDEX
Kek

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adding to the playlist
youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8

America billionaires are so funny. They're so nouveau riche they still think goyslop is the best food there is.

i haven't heard that song in ages

>muh witching day
>muh fedex report

this is LITERALLY the bottom and if you dont buy today basically, youre fucking stupid!

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So what? Probably same happened in 70s. Look what happened to SPX after the crash from 1972 in 1974. You hysterical faggots do not understand we are gonna to the bottom based on data from that time period.

Everyone says fuck you, you ain't good for it, to the gubmint.

they think goyslop makes them relatable to the useless eaters

>checked

Rip Prty.

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Gays stopped having sex

I just put my deposit on our mortgage today. I am now locked into building a house next summer.

How fucked am I?

LETS GO SARK YOU BITCH> KATIE WOOOOODSSSSSSSSSSS YOU BITCHHHH ASSSSSS BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>He actually thinks Bezos isn't doing this for the "he just like me frfr" social media value
Americans worship the rich and if they eat some lousy food for a photo op they continue thinking they're capable of becoming a billionaire too

Consumer sentiment back to May levels
Slight drop in inflation expectations

Why are all these professionals continually shocked by the world economy declining?

More fucked than both of my hands this weekend.

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bought the absolute top (just like me)

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hey cool it with the antisemitic remarks

picreal
very, labor and materials are going to fuck you as well as lead times on appliances etc.
t. custom home builder

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>anime fag
don't be exit liquidity for anime faggots bros

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kek baggie

>*we are close to the bottom
Fuck typing on mobile

checked

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The US has printed themselves into a corner and there are only 2 ways out: hyperinflation or a recession much worse than 2008, possibly a depression. That chart shows that they are going with the second option. It’s going to be a wild ride

I'm longing VIX

Imagine hearing all the stories Roger goodell tells his billionaire friends about all the children he's raped and murdered.

So we crab into close..

simple as

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INTC is literally at lowest it's been in a long time
Gains are to be had

Mid September /smg/ consumer spending report. As always feel free to ask to see specific categories

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f.

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only acceptable thing to long

The rally already happened last month, this is the downturn

fucking checked nigga

Down 13% on TQQQ do I sell a bit here?

I got soxl at 11.21. How did I do soxl sisters and what am I in for?

which category has your steam games

Why’s everyone panicking so much? The markets only down 350 and 180. I’m a no biz poor fag. Can someone enlighten me?

WTF WAS THAT

>that word again
>being used in more and more cope-posts
uh oh

Anybody see any cool chart patterns/candles/wicks yet

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>why didn’t I listen Bobo?
>my life is in shambles

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the fear from normies is starting to be more palpable

I locked in labor and material months because anyone with a brain could see this shit coming - If it goes 1929 levels, I'm not on the hook for that.

I'm more worried about the hebrews in the banks locking up lending i/e 2008 2 electric bugaloo

actual normies dont even pay attention

Because we already had a 4% dip this week.

you'll change your tune in the coming months

FINANCIAL RUIN

>trying to normalize goyslop
Post nose

noooooooooo I SHOULD HAVE ZELD MY NQ SHORT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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NOOOO MY UNREALISED GAINS ARE SHRINKING NOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUMU FUCKING STOP

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>stop noticing things
>this is antisemitism
it's critical semite theory, bigot
So you are buying a home being built by a developer like eagle or pulte homes?

t. coping goyslopmaxxing addictcel

>TQQQ
hold it till it reaches 1 then sell

Which is good, because those cocksuckers are always behind the curve.

>I too eat goyslop, relate to me goy.

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None. My son uses steam but hasn’t bought anything this month. He kinda is stuck playing octodad