>'m sure they'd be interested in hiring you. >tfw they had a transition to investment banking job for people with 5 years of experience to enter investment banking They still require the vaccine because of cucked Jew York laws but seriously considering trying to get in.
>message girl >ask her out >"I don't go on dates like that lol I have to get to know you" >that's what the date's for >"lol but we just started messaging" yeah I'm just not going to reply
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For goldman investment banking is writing the analyst reports for every company when some client requests it and on every earnings report. Its seems to be sitting around in the office showing your face until an earnings report drops and you have 15 minutes to summarize it all for clients. Sounds like they do 16 hour days on earnings seasons. Honestly doesnt seem that bad desu. A lot of people were throwing a fit last year and leaked the report on how awful they were but the point is to be kind awful for 2 years then you get any choice of firm in NY basically.
Alexander Reyes
Nope, they just do quick hook ups in the school bathrooms. Ain't nobody got time to date in the hustle economy, you just smash quick on the side and keep your eyes out for a beneficial merger opportunity.
Henry Anderson
Imagine being the guy who has to jack off a prime purebred racing horse to collect the semen
Angel Wood
it isn't a date, it's boba tea
Hunter Sullivan
>but we just started messaging Have you ever met this woman, sir
Every person I know with money has been saying they dont like the market, but theres not a lot of other places you can put money right now. But now interest rates are going up 1%, there's finally an alternative. There's no telling how low it can all go.
Nah it’s fine just gotta move on women are a pure numbers games in terms of dates/hookups gotta increase your occurrences unless your are a megachad the outcomes are somewhat random to a degree
Noah Morris
no, it isn't a date until you get insta'd dem titties
Aiden Roberts
Calm down, you queen.
Leo Morales
just hold fiat dumbass. I am in fiat since January and I'm just fine
Markets are shitting red right now. We getting crabs tomorrow?
Elijah Foster
>okay let's get to know each other >did you know I am a helicopter pilot Wait for reply >send video of you with a boner spinning it in circles
I'm gonna have another 2,000 dollar day with a 5 fig portfolio tomorrow. I'll post the pictures. I'll withdraw my goy coins after I win them and you can't ever take them from me
>have all the money you could want >leave wife >fuck some bimbo Is it based or cringe?
Luke Taylor
I wonder how much cock Cramer sucked back when he was blantantly trading on inside info running his fund
Carter Cooper
there are good reasons everyone is afraid.
Robert Jackson
Apart from the 10% daily inflation rate.
Ryder Thompson
I don't think comparing the business of banks and the issues that comes with their capital is comparable to a small trader. A small account has its own advantages.
I haven't left my house in a year and half (ugh, I know, I know. It's just.. I'm not going outside is all HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Robert Morgan
Quad witching bro shit can get real weird the fact FedEx nuked future econ outlook isn’t the best desu
Thomas Long
Getting married as a billionaire is cringe.
Lucas Cooper
He didnt need to because now he sets the tone on tele for them. Its just scratching other analysts backs for you to get something from them eventually.
Dominic Cooper
Did FedEx kill Amazon or did something else happen to them? I thought Amazon did most of their own shipping
Carson Thompson
the zoo smells bad though. better off going to the aquarium or some interesting museum
