LAST TIME: >We get rewarded for the power plant incident by being assigned to investigate a child sex trafficking ring, and get a Totodile as compensation >We realize there is no invisible wall around lava pools >Apparently the MC's brother is the one who killed Cheyenne, and he owns a fucking Tauros >We fight him but that was an illusion >The electric gym leader has a Palossand as well as a Cinderace >we finally pay our respects at cheyenne's funeral >We finally enter Starlight City, get to re-unite with Alanah, and cockblock ourselves >and also meet with some of the city's...mentally healthy residents who most certainly aren't clear stand-ins for irl political issues >We also get a Shieldon and another Gible. Whiteout counter: 10 Badges: 3
TALLY OF ATROCITY: Times IRL issues were brought up: 11 A Pokemon is ordered to attack a trainer directly: 2 Bad guys escape somehow: 4 Confirmed Deaths: 4 Rapes: 2? Unwinnable Battles: 2 TALLY OF LULZ: Times our character has gotten laid: 1 TALLY OF FAIL: Broken textboxes: 1 Crashes: 1
What the fuck is this garbage? >This is Pokemon Empire, a fangame notable for being so pretentious it actually hurts >And it's also known for allegedly being a magical realm >Decisions are made via GETs; dubs override singlets, trips override dubs and can create temporary (thread-long) rules, and quads+ override trips and can create permanent rules (subject to the Fuck You clause)
GET rules: >Only dragon types (or pokemon that are technically dragon-like) may be used >Snowpeak is now the run's official mascot and a mandatory party member. >Aggron is also a mandatory party member.
as with last time, i will need a new team. four other members in addition to snowpeak and lairon before we can properly start i'll let odds decide
bring hakamo-o for dragon tail plebble shenanigans also, if I'm not mistaken, this hack adds dragon-type entry hazards. maybe see if you can give more hazards to that pokemon afaik the moveset I left it with was Dragon Tail/Sky Uppercut/Supersonic (replace this if you're replacing anything)/Stealth Rock
reroll. OP, were you present for the rejuvenation LP? there was even more cockblocking than this game
not all of it, but I am aware Jan has said very firmly he won't ever allow romance, but his autism against keeping his lesbian OCs pure doesn't at least extend to displays of motherly love from tesla
Lemme try Reroll
if this reroll fails then the thread is cursed although I'm pretty sure it's more of a coinflip than a dice roll good thing we have writefags
Justice for the fakemon
reroll because I liked using it
Bring Totodile, let's Gator this shit.
Anyway, here's what Bastiodon looks like in this game
I can't tell if this looks like shit or not did rampardos get changed at all
No lie, the sprite change is good. Looks like a triceratops, instead of those toony flat faces when a character smacks itself against a metal door.
Jan’s reasoning for not having romance in the game is surprisingly not as fag-like as you may think, on his tumblr, he posted about how he wouldn’t mind adding one, considering how many people want it, but stated that if he’s going to do something of the sort, he would go all in with multiple characters, multiple routes, etc, and he just doesn’t have much experience in writing things like that, and it would be too much work, etc. So he even said that he actively supports fanfictions so long as they aren’t “harmful” towards the plot, he just gets really pissy when people ask him for the feature.