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oh law

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of course as soon as i give up and just make a thread somebody makes an actual proper bake kek.

They are manipulating the VIX

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VERB (transitive)
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>Tfw didn't buy enough SQQQ

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I bought spy at 390 sorry lads

First for being a stocktwits nigger that bought calls with a bunch of bots
You're in for a nipple twister, son

yeah, stop lossed out within 20 minutes of opening my position for a cool -4%

line can go back down now

Thank you for quality programming

buy the bounce, -2.5-3% eod

>new Peter Zeihan video

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bro i was just trying to help fuck off

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I am going to shit in your little nigger throat.

OG PRTY user reporting. META is a buy. WISH might be an interesting trade.

I give up, 390 i-its too powerful. its time to go long

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Where can I contact Marie Freeman? I would like to make 120k in a few weeks too

i'm not buying meta even if it would make me bank you can just fuck right off

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stop loss is for retards who don't watch their fucking trades

seriously, it is real money, and you are too lazy to watch and manually place your order ?

hilarious

>Waiting for crash
>Waiting for new War Mode episode
>Waiting for Elden Ring DLC
>Waiting for fall weather to kick in to start wearing comfy sweater

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Hello PRTY bro

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Any you fags buy the oil dip?

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if you live in the southeast it looks like we're not going to get comfy fall weather for several weeks now, we're setting up into a patter like we had in 2019 where it's hot and dry until like the end of October.

surprising that you hate META more than WISH.

Based fuck Cuckerberg

>got a BS in Comp Sci
>worked in cybersecurity for ~4 years before going back to school
>graduated last year from the combined JD+MBA program at Duke
>got hired to a fully remote CISO position at a F500 company
>$250k base salary
>just got my annual bonus
>$1,900,000

what stocks should I buy?

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I just bought 25 shares of PRTY for the memes ama

when gambling just OTM spy options on a 1de I can and have lost hundreds of dollars while fumbling with manually entering orders, you reddit spacing faglord

try writing a more believable story before spamming it in this general every thread

How much semen do you consume on a weekly basis?

Gigabart back to monday levels soon

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Mergetards I don't feel so good. Why is fake internet points losing value after a big catalyst iv crushing event

Is the whole value of crypto shit implied vol call option dynamics on hopium and lottery seeking?

yep top confirmed in for PRTY. sell sell sell sell sell

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>current thread actually has links and nigger shit
>but because YOU, a special snowflake, decided to make a half assed pos with no links and nigger shit, we should all go there instead just because you made it
You are an upmost faggot and should promptly kys

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HOLY SHIT GOLD BROKE 1780 TODAY. ITS GOING TO 1400

next question.

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Dow 31950 level too much support to break. We saw this yesterday and carrying over today

This is considered 10/10 in America.

>Waiting for new War Mode episode
my Roody Poo

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30% VTI
15% IEF
40% TLT
7.5% DBC
7.5% GLD

remind me when gold goes to 1488 to smack the ask,

14/10 actually.

>on the phone with insurance company to get colonoscopy because I've been finding blood in my stool on and off for months
I'm scared lads, and suddenly my portfolio means a lot less to me. Also my copay for the procedure is $900. Thanks Kaiser.

sadly

not going to go into detail about why conditional orders are retarded... but these "hundreds of dollars" goes both ways and you better just have better risk management and improve your odds instead of "gambling"

how do we profit from this?

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eat more fiber, I swear everyone on Any Forums has hemorrhoids

>goldchuds

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Another day of swing trading sqqq/tqqq. Is it really this easy bros?

yup

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Well I'm up nearly 37k, or 160% is anyone else having a great year? I'm 100% cash with 50k

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Expecting most action after opex till mid October. These days are just cracks forming

Ethan Ralph smacked so badly that he morphs into a Chinaman

I feel like I just unlocked a cheat code

Invest in pocket pussy manufacturers.

Kek

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>Funeral industry is on fire
Best cremation stocks?

depends, are you on first time easy or second time easy?

You will find it easy, and as soon as you are confident, lose a shit load. once you learn and make it back you will find it easy, then it is truly easy.

tldr: yes it's easy once you have survived your first drawdown

It worked though. No one is saying the R word

Good luck user. I'll pray for you.

im so bored of holding spxs and spy wont even go under 390. i want fast exciting stocks like party city or blue.

well done chief

>retweeting for your 3 followers

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Don't worry it will be 12 in a few months

What's operating expenditure have to do with the stock market?

ive been literally swinging it for the past 3 days and making up any losses in my single stock plays. literally flat for the last 2 weeks.

Red blood or black blood?

>first drawdown
your almost right, but it don't happen that fast for everyone.

Good job, fren

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They're certainly not external
Thank you, that means a lot to me

PRTY hasn't been exciting except for one day the rest of the time it's just been a slow crawl up or down. BBBY was way more fun.

im at about 70% up but not satisfied.

>instead of "gambling"
playing the stock market in 2022 isn't gambling, sure this buddy
ok so whats the fundamentally sound reasoning for why the market is recovering after the shitty economic data this morning other than the predictable lunchtime algo bump