Gardevoir Thread?

Gardevoir Thread?

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Yes.

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When will we get a Mike Wazowski pokemon?

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I don't like Gardevoir

>She will never be real
Why live

Y not :(

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Wait until Saturday.

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God fucking damn it, what's with all the Gardevoir obsessed people? When I was in college, I had a roomate. Dude was fat, smelly, and obsessed with Gardevoir. He had Gardevoir T-shirts, Gardevoir posters, a Gardevoir plushie, and I swear to God, he had a Gardevoir Japanese fuck pillow. Every fucking conversation we had, he turned it into Gardervoir conversation. I wanted to punch him so bad, but I couldn't. I got anger issues, and just one fuck up could get me out of college. But I swear to God, sometimes I thought it would be a just price for punching that fat motherfucker in the face. I kept finding Gardevoir pictures EVERYWHERE. Some of them were covered in cum. Every night I heard him jerking off, and no matter how many times I asked - he did it anyway.

Once he said to me: "Hey user, we are having Pokémon night this Friday, are you cool with that?" I had an all night videogame LAN party that Friday, so I allowed that, but only if his buddies wouldn't touch any of my stuff. At all.

Long story short - LAN party got cancelled, and I had to go back to my room. My God, what I saw could not be described. Four fat nerds, watching the Pokémon anime, eating Cheetos, and covering everything with orange dust. One of those fatasses wore a fucking Gardevoir suit and another one was smoking. And they were sitting on my bed. That's right, those fuckers were sitting on my goddamn bed, covering it in Cheetos dust, cigarette ash and sweat. They haven't noticed me, because they were too busy watching anime. I was about to scream on top of my lungs and punch them, when Gardevoir appeared on the screen. All four pulled their dicks out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate. I wish I was making that up. Even today this comes back in my nightmares.

I gave my roomate a head concussion, knocked a few teeth out of others, and shattered suit guy's kneecap. Got into serious trouble, but my lawyer pulled my ass out of the fire. I fucking hate Gardevoir

She’s not pregnant, she just let herself the fuck go after getting married and got fat like all married women do.

Woops haha too many poffins for Gardevoir

Women who let themselves go after marriage need divorce correction

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WOMEN.

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I want to take her to mcdonalds

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>She’s not pregnant
Cringe

Why did Muku Jirushi delete his pixiv

I heard she has a part time job there now actually.

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I love women, but if Gardevoir were real, they would be prettier than women.

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I love gardevoir

thats just the sad state of society. women get fat after marriage

>feeding goyslop to your garde
Shiggy

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Gardevoir thread!

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I remember seeing this text in Encyclopedia Dramatic

Probably my first crush when I was growing up. That explains a lot of my romantic habits, the "master/monster" dynamic...
An improvement

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What's happening on Saturday

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A couple faggots think that they get to license official gardevoir threads

Don’t stuff your Gardevoir with burgers

Gardevoir getting chunky from too many burgers!

They're the first nonhuman things I ever felt attracted to. In my opinion, they were actually cuter than the human characters at the time. I Never liked how the human characters were drawn back then. I thought their heads were too blocky, and their eyes were too vertically stretched and weirdly spaced. Meanwhile, the Gardevoirs had those big full eyes, and those perfect round feminine heads. I'm not some kind of human hater, but back then, in their native series, they were better looking than the humans.

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The unfortunate truth for me as well. Nobody ever came close, not Misty, May, Dawn or any other girl character

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Take her somewhere nicer user, you can manage.

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gallade anyone?

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I wonder who they robbed.

Oh no! Garde ate too many burgers!

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Guys I love her so fucking much. I've got a dakimakura of her my phone screen saver is of her, I've got plushies of her. All I need now is for her to become real. Y even love if I can't have a beautiful Gardevoir wife to see everyday and hug and embrace. Mann I want her in my life.

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>phone screen
>plushies
>wish to become real
fine
>dakimakura
cringe

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i'll post the full drawings for you bro, from start to finish

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they assaulted a Any Forumservert

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BALD

Never would've thought that bald Ralts looks kinda adorable

Based sharking Gallade

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>Master is thinking of cucking me with his Medicham yoga instructor again. . .

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Medicham is hot but she can't hold a candle to Gardevoir