I just learned you can't unstake Ethereum and there is not even a date planned when this feature will be introduced...

I just learned you can't unstake Ethereum and there is not even a date planned when this feature will be introduced. How many of you have locked Ethereum now?

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It’s REALLY not that funny.

They're forced to have diamond hands, could work out great for them...or not.

Maybe not for you since you locked up your whole life savings (1 ETH)

t. locked Ethereum
>5% in staking rewards which is just a lottery ticket
>literally can't even unstake if you wanted
>this entire idea of "staking" hinges on asset collaterization which you can't take out

TOP FUCKING KEK VITALIK DID IT AGAIN

More than you’ve got shitskin

Picrel =you

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You're laughing, he can't get his Ethereum back and you're laughing

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

eth is based on trust-me-dude monetary policies
where the dude is a transitioning pedo

RRREEEKKKTT

ETH is just now 50% complete dumbass. You'll have to wait another 2 years, despite them only saying 1 year. It tookthem 7 years to get this far. How fucking stupid are you that you didn't know about unstaking?

the most kino thing of all is that the merge is such a non-event i almost forgot to check about it. this wasn't even used to market for a scam pump lmao.

check
I feel like you’re lying. There’s no way they would do a permanent token lock? That’s worse than an 8year lockup

What happens if I need the money to pay something urgent?

You will rob somebody.

Stakies miss the massive pump because their eth is locked and they can’t sell the top dear lord that’s fucking comedy gold

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>massive pump
lmao

What pump

>selling ethereum ever
literally you will never make it.

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The one that’s coming in two weeks
Except unironically

>have to stake basically forever because crypto devs move slow as fuck
>have to sit on the sidelines and just watch if any big pumps occur (lmao never)
>have to also rely on the integrity of the network protecting your investment
>ability to unstake finally gets implemented
>either have to hodl with le diamond hands or immediately pull out and sell to dodge the massive dump due to other people selling off their shit
i hope that 4.5% apy is worth it

This is how the rug is pulled