Pokemon are our wives

Pokemon are our wives

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No, I'm the Pokemon's wife

Stop having inane fantasies involving cute and innocent creatures.

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>OP's pic
dead on arrival

Wiphox.

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This.

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Yeah. Doesn't the bald squad discord raid delphox threads?

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*gulp*
They're here...

QUESTION!
What if they aren't so innocent, like, idk, Malamar, and she's up to no good with a plot involving hypnosis and human men?

>Malamar
>she
He's male

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Won't even waste my time with you
Have fun talking to the voices inside your head again

I mean, this female pokemon. Which is a girl.
Unfortunately I only have one malamar pic so I won't be able to reply when you say "She's trans!" in response next, sorry.

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Raiders, begone!

I love Blaziken but I wouldn't make her my wife. I'm not going to fuck my team.
And if you start to think about getting a pokemon specifically to be a wife, you know it's time to get the fuck off Any Forums. I have HM slaves, not fuck slaves.

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We stan a trans queen!! Slay sis

Thanks, I will enjoy that. Atleast I have a gf

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A human stands with her Pokemon while watching the sun go down after a long day of training. It's a lovely sight, but she's having a hard time fully appreciating it. Her mind is elsewhere. Lately, she's been having thoughts about her Pokemon partner...thoughts which might be considered inappropriate, even outright immoral. But she decided to ignore them. "Just intrusive thoughts, it happens to everyone", she thinks to herself before shifting her attention back to the sunset.
"It sure is beautiful tonight."
The human feels her pokemon's fluffy hand embrace her own. She turns to him, and sees that he's looking at her. He's smiling slightly, with half-lidded eyes. He speaks softly, saying just a few words. She can't really understand him, but somehow she knows what he's saying. Something to the effect of: "Just like you".
Her heart races. Her breathing gets heavy. All the thoughts and feelings come flooding back. She catches his eyes briefly shoot down to her lips. He starts moving closer. She knows it's about to happen, and makes a final, pathetic, futile attempt to prevent the inevitable.
"We shouldn't do this...", she says shakily. "I'm your trainer..."
His lips press against her's, and with that, any notion of "immorality" instantly melts away. The act is completed. Human and creature unite in forbidden love.

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Cease this inanity. Go outside for a walk instead of having these dirty thoughts.

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Yeah but you gotta admit there are some malicious critters out there...

>hmofp
is that a trap

>Phox
>Innocent

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