Anons cannot comprehend the amount of FOMO they're about to witness

Anons cannot comprehend the amount of FOMO they're about to witness.

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but why? just a merge bro, just a merge.

It’s a nothingburger

FOMOs can happen on nothingburgers

Where’s the alpha? Everyone knows about the merge it’s priced in.

>It’s a nothingburger
It's actually a bull market triggering event.

it's not priced in. the triple halving will blow sell the news fags the fuck out

right now though

eth is shorted almost as much as LUNA

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it’s gonna dump

every investment bank/broker dealer/fund provider/market maker is standing up (or has already established) a digital asset/crypto desk as we speak. ETH 2.0 means the ESG gestapo greenlights ETH for tradfi. i think you can figure out the rest.

Good luck user

what platform is that?

this

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ethereum classic will finally live up to its name lol

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binance

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fucking bots

come to the bot resistant eth thread where we mess it up by throwing in opposite predictions on purpose so you never know who is lying

It's weird to think this guy got gladiator in tbc on the same team as zyzz

thanks fren

That's a bingo

Welcome to crypto.

based

>"most important event in crypto history"
>"expect lots of volatility"
>price not volatile at all
it's a big nothing burger

algorand is already carbon negative and a tradfi darling but that coin is shit with shit price action
tradfi will kill ("tame") everything it touches in crypto and turn it into leveraged bank stock

imagine thinking there's going to be any sort of major bullrun in crypto when interest rates are still going up. fucking retard