>be me, in a Pokémon tournament >up for a battle against a kid, which should be easy >kid sends out a Pikachu >I send out a Krookodile >command my ‘mon to Bulldoze >kid commands his ‘mon to “dodge” my move by jumping >as I’m standing there confused, kid tells his ‘mon to use Thunderbolt on a ground type ‘mon >his Pikachu OHKO’s my Krookodile
And then I got disqualified for causing a scene instead of the kid who’s doing outrageously impossible actions and completely negating the rules of pokemon battles, as well as somehow ignoring logic all by itself. At least the ugly brat lost the next match, fuck him and fuck the rigged league.
>didn't instruct krookodile to throw up a wall of sand to block the thunderbolt and follow up with a counterattack after the sand is dispersed into the air You're a fucking talentless shitter and would have nevermore it into the top 16.
Dylan Morris
commanding your pokemon to dodge isnt againt the rules you know
however it is very strange that an electric attack 1KOd your krookodile
Evan King
Why did you give your Krookodile a Ring Target?
Alexander Jenkins
What wall of sand? And what are you, a dumbass? I can’t use Counter on a special move, and why should I when I had total type advantage? Dodge how? You mean double team, and lower my Krook’s chances of hitting the Pikachu? Even then, my Krook is faster due to making the first move, therefore he had no chance to command his pokemon to “dodge” or evade a hit that was supposed to land. It wasn’t holding anything.
Nolan Jackson
no, just litteraly tell the Krookodile to jump or dodge or something, im honestly amazed you managed to get into a pokemon tournament using videogame mechanics only
does this mean that krookodile just stood there while taking all of the attacks of gym leaders?!
Michael Howard
>send out my Rhydon with Lightning Rod >Pikachu launches a Thunderbolt >hits Rhydon's horn for super effective damage >faints
videogame..? what videogame…? Bro, this is real fucking life, there are set rules in a moderated championship. Take your meds.
Hunter Taylor
you are the one who needs meds here, how do you not know the concept of dodging attacks at command
Sebastian Garcia
>what wall of sand Simply put, krook throws up a sand barrier to intercept the thunderbolt, scattering sand into the air upon impact. You think use the momentary distraction to catch Pikachu unawares get a hit in. How did you even get into this tournament? Sucking dick?
Cooper Ortiz
...you do realize those set rules were for the kiddie league right? Once you hit puberty you go by the actual league rules and you have to use actual tactics to win. Not just stand there with a thumb up your ass.
if this were real life why are you using videogame shit, sometime in nyour life you would have realised that pokemon battles arent turn based and you need strategy that isnt just stat boosting
Jordan Garcia
wtf are you talking about? all the champions are adults
Zachary Cruz
>kiddie league You just coped an entire post into existence.
