/smg/ - Stock Market General

I just want some ez money!

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>how to properly glue PVC
youtu.be/EO5aCL-c8HI

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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who the fuck would rather huff paint cans instead of smoke a nice bowl of tasty cannabis? You beclown yourselves.

not even a 1% retrace after a 4% down day. WTF is this shit. The statistical probability of two 4% down days in a row is like .00000005%

there is no way its going lower today right?

oh no bobros, not like this

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You snooze, you lose. Bake faster for me next time.

he beat you, shut the fuck up faggot

Market is about to flip red

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So if inflation is higher than expected, which means money is becoming more worthless, why is everyone selling stocks and going into cash? I would expect the opposite to happen because no matter the value of cash, that share will still represent a degree of ownership over a company.

Then again I am retarded.

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someone bought to get caught holding bags

How retarded would it be to park like 500 dollars in uvxy and just wait for a market crash? It's 500 I don't care if I lose.

GREEEEN

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Delete it or else

Beseech'd

Search the catalog, zogbot.

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No it’s a better thread

Sorry mumu, but it is for your own good.

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Don't beclown yourself.

Also check QQQ computer

I guess it kind of makes sense for it to crab like this. No one wants to buy after what happened yesterday, but at the same time, no one wants to short after it has already gone down so much.

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Green? Check again.

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Any Intel fags know when/if I should buy leaps on it? It's at 52 week low today (and a 5yr low). Is it really this much of a turd?

BUDDY LOOK AT CEI
THERE ARE PEOPLE STILL HOLDING WITH AN AVERAGE ABOVE 3 AMERICAN DOLLARS

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You couldn't even bother to clean up your copy/paste. Try harder next time.

I just dipped my toes in with 200 bucks wish me luck.

those 5min candles dont look good

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Something something the FED will fight inflation.

damn another day of getting bagged and tagged for me feels bad mang

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Why bother with intel? If you want divy go with Pioneer or something. $7 paid out last month per share.

Putin is meeting with Xi today in person....

STOCK MARKET FUNDING TOLD YOU THIS WAS COMING

Look at all of these bulls. Beclowned, the lot of you.

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Simpleton mumu

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I don't want a divvy I want to buy calls. This shit has to be oversold right?

Xi plane just landed for the meeting....

...there's still downside gains in crab markets, right?

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wowee
i stopped shorting at $1 but there is no bottom huh

Having a weird day here

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