Starting from scratch

Okay Any Forums. You have £500 to start and you want to have a solid income stream. What do you do?

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Buy a cheap used lawn mower, grass trimmer and leaf blower, put them in a wheel barrow and just hit the pavement for 10 hours a day knocking on doors and shilling on facebook for lawn mowing jobs.

Get a job

A full time job? Have you then fallen into the rat race of having no free time and working for other people

£500? not gonna happen sorry

but once you have £50k you can gain like 30% apr low risk with eth-usdc lp on uniswap. (low risk assuming you're fairly bullish on eth)

*not restricted to £50k+ obv i was just saying at 30% apr thats probably the min you want in to be comfortably passive income stream

£500? Buy kneepads and condoms.

How the fuck am I supposed to get £50k.
A decent job here will pay me £1850 a month. After bills I will have maybe 300,400.
I'm lost at this point. Games rigged.

>spend £500 for new laptop
>counterfeit a fake payslip
>apply for £50,000 loan
>get probably granted

and just like that you have now 50,000 pounds to play with.

probably i would invest 85% on cryptos and leave 10% for repayments for 24 months so you can play time and wait till the cryptos moon. 5% for living that 2 years.

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Just buy drugs on the darknet and become an Instagram dealer, simple as.

Capitalism is working well

short of winning the lotto honestly your only chance to make it from £500 within a few years is to put it into crypto and catch some 100x's. you'll have to wage to invest in the first place though. unless you wanna be a total loser who still sucks on mommys teet at 30yrs old.

This is the best strategy for me as well. I would love to take the money from student loans and invest them in upcoming projects. I am just looking at projects like gamestarplus to have their public sale as well.

Is this project launching on avax blockchain, I have been playing to buy some for the long term.

instead of being a fucking normie you can instead stake on demeter ($DEO) and reap DOT.

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have fun getting gutted by the government in a thinly veiled mafia incident

Buy $500 worth of weed and resell it on some street not too far away from my home for x2 the price.

I mean can’t he just buy a lot of candles? Unless he’s using electricity for something else. Just hire a female do dishwash etc.

Staking stables is pointless you might have a point

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Jewgulations say no candles, drink must be kept near frozen etc.

I'd put it all into ETH and MATIC. Then I'd just wait. Reinvest profits into real estate. It's tough out here user.

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I'd put it all into ETH and MATIC. Then I'd just wait. Reinvest profits into real estate. It's tough out here user.

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