Exactly 4 months ago today, I was balls deep in SOXL following the SOXL sister meme train. Not knowing what the fuck I was doing, I was confident it couldn't go much lower after hitting pre-pandemic levels. Then some kind user corrected me by posting the ETF it follows still had a long, long way down. Since then I've been all in on SOXS and haven't looked back. Thank you random user for saving my portfolio and giving me the most gains I've ever seen. Here's to you.
Exactly 4 months ago today, I was balls deep in SOXL following the SOXL sister meme train...
Colton Harris
Gabriel Lopez
np. Do you want my address?
Gabriel Evans
sex with white woman. imagining draining your balls inside her without any condoms. As god intended
Brandon Myers
Not related
There's an huge upsurge in golf girls
If a young woman you're interested in suddenly started going to golf fields and larps as she is golfing drop her like a brick.
It's a new paradigm of escort/whoring methods.
Chase Peterson
That chick actually knows how to play. She’s not larping as a golfer for attention. She’s playing the game because she likes it. Scared of a little competition? I bet she has a better handicap than me and I’m at a +10.
Lincoln Sanchez
bullish sign??
Elijah Wright
so its the new dubai?
William Jackson
Just post them all already. I think it's the new meta. Cheerleaders are considered trashy and gymnastics is still too hard. This is coupled with Golf == rich family, and I can see how this becomes an in-demand luxury good.
Ayden Ramirez
you're saying that all these girls with a golf swing that shows they've been playing since they were at least 14 are escorts?
normal women like attention just as much as escorts do, or even more.
When you're as pretty as the OP girl and come from a background that paid for golf lessons or had a dad that took you to play golf every weekend as a teenager , you don't need to escort because rich successful men are lining up to be your boyfriend or husband and pay for everything for you.
Adam Reed
This is correct. Maybe golf will go back to being a hookup app for the rich. It remains the most pointless "sport" though.
Aaron James
fuck off faggot play a real sport lmao
Justin Martin
GIWTWM
Ethan Phillips
mating press with golf bunny
Evan Green
sporting acumen in general is a greenflag for potential wife because it indicates wholesomeness, good upbringing, family values, white values, discipline, hard work, confident winner genes, non-superficiality.
particularly for some sports more than others.
Brayden Cruz
you'll understand why it's a popular sport when you're older.
Joshua Martinez
I like to think of it as a damper on vanity. If a woman relies on her looks, she may think she is exceptional. If an attractive woman competes, that brings a little reality into her life.
> good upbringing
> family values
> white values
> wholesomeness
Not sure about these, especially the last few.
Samuel Long
I used to caddy when I was a poorfag child. I understand the low physical demands (relatively low) and "networking" effect.
I never saw the networking effect in practice until I went to a work meeting with a bunch of SVPs and it turned out that my cuck underling was on his high school golf team and tried to use it his advantage in networking.
Maybe I am just that far away from old money most of the time.
Nathaniel Ross
good upbringing is correlated with your dad either paying for you to have weekly lessons in sports or teaching you to play those sports for years himself.
similar with family values.
White values because blacks only teach their kids sports they think they can make a buck off so football and basketball. The only group who quite often have the same attitude as middle class whites of teaching sports for cultural and social-proof reasons are east asians, but still east asians and whites both have higher-class, civilised cultures.
wholesomeness is correlated with the hard work put into practicing a sport and character it builds to compete and put prolonged effort into it and face defeat
Mason Gomez
I approve
Justin Roberts
Always has been. Look at Jordan from the Great Gatsby, a hundred years ago.
Jack Robinson
Came for the bantz stayed for the webms.