Tfw (you) play PKMN : MD for the first time

>Tfw (you) play PKMN : MD for the first time

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>You are now a being capable of converting ALL of what you consume into energy, eliminating the need to piss and shit
>Mating is now just the combination of energy between you and your partner into the form of an egg
Where is the problem here?

orgasm

Who is to say that energy mating is not orgasmic? Maybe it's like the hair thing in Avatar.

I unironically wish to be a horny teen again so that online pedos would lust for my underage bussy and juvenile cock

I often dream of becoming a Eevee.

That's not true in pmd at all lmao
>sex exists
>bodily functions like farting exists
etc

The pmd world has different rules than the mainline games.

Proof?

That one PMD porn comic with lots of unessesary drama between characters

>That one PMD porn comic with lots of unessesary drama between characters
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

Concerning actual sex? The Japanese version of the scene in Super where the partner thinks the talk about Evolution is Sex Ed.
As for bodily functions: Darmanitan's 'dex entries state that it flings its flaming feces at people, for starters.

The one with a slutty cokehead Vulpix?

I want to smell her farts!

The sex jokes in super
The fart jokes in the others

Also the fact we literally see oricorios butthole in the anime, and zigzagoons in the manga.

I don't like how inconsistent the size of her ass is in that.

In some comics it's a huge bubble butt, in others it's normal vulpix sized but with extra bits.

>The fart jokes in the others
I hate how it's always with shit like skuntank, I want to see cutemons rip some fucking ass

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bold of you to assume sex and reproduction exists when life spontaneously spawns from the bizarre void of randomly generated mystery dungeons probably due to some eldritch being that is also complete mommy material

>Also the fact we literally see oricorios butthole in the anime, and zigzagoons in the manga.
proof?

damn, life was good, wish I could go back to those days

>he doesn't remember the pompom oricorio butthole ops during gen 7

I dont like how everytime the Glaceon OC is depicted in rocket-riding action, the author does a split-take for both clam fanciers and cookiefags just to pad-out the pages for extra Patreon dosh like a jew