Slurping the dip edition
/smg/ - Stock Market General
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Xavier Smith
HO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aaron Price
>HO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH YEAH
Mason Reed
Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven
please heem this baggot just one more time
as we both know the filthy jew deserves it
and deliver us from his cringe posts.
Amen!
Sebastian Murphy
finna kms
Benjamin Bell
I want to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone except Rocker. Sorry everybody except Rocker.
Leo Bailey
I will gladly pay 25 cents for your 20 dollar spy calls expiring in a week
Robert White
A lot of you retards are losing money today aren't you?
Angel James
You don't need to, you'll first be speaking to my rabbi, then my lawyer.
Carson Hughes
>muh federal debt
Biggest midwit take. The US is paying $300 billion yearly for debt right now. Its not a big deal. The US takes on $4 trillion in yearly revenue. They got plenty of space to go before it becomes collapse worthy.
Blake Edwards
Reminder that the fed did NOT cause inflation. I repeat, the federal reserve CANNOT cause inflation. This is only because of the supply chain. Any suggestion that we printed too much or abused QE is very, and I repeat, VERY antisemetic goys
Leo Taylor
Pretty cool, huh?
Juan Powell
Just couldn't be bothered to post the links, could you OP.
Gavin Jackson
Show me the man that has never lost
Leo Mitchell
13% down on SPXS yesterday, now Im only 3% down. Who knew a random week long pump into CPI was a ruse. But dont worry the economy is great slurp the dip
Jayden Davis
What are the chances the market will finally make a true recovery back up in the next 6-7 months?
Cameron Sullivan
Hey, no matter how hard Wall Street HEEMS you today, at least you're not a silverschizo!
Elijah Bailey
Don’t forget shmitah ends this month. And Gaza is occupied by the goy. Time to give back
Camden Martinez
>people actually longed before cpi
Ayden Thomas
we will have a fake rally tomorrow (maybe for next couple days) then a crash down next week again
Sebastian Taylor
Levi Jackson
Kill yourself and your ugly, gook cunt, you faggot bitch.
Juan Price
Laugh at Intel minute of kekking
Most diverse chip company and a popular value stock really holding up
AhhahahahhahBaabhHahahahahaahhahhagahahah. ESG btfo. They cut engineers and scientists to fund diversity initiatives
Camden Bailey
>can't exit my -12.5% bags
I know those are rookie numbers, but god does it get on my nerves and make me hate myself
Hope things pump up a bit during lunch break so I can cut my losses
fuck copper btw
Julian Lewis
Inflation is both money supply and supply chain retard. If more houses were being built CPI would be lower. If oil was lower then CPI would be lower too. Its a 2 variable equation and can be adjusted on either side.
Ryder Brooks
I'm finally unbanned, but on a side note I found like 100 new ips I can use lmfao. fuck janny niggerinos.
Eli Russell
Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.
Lucas Morales
This crash will last until midterms. Once republicans take full control of house and senate we can go long.
Owen Reyes
I did gud today.
Oliver Edwards
>if we just could magically increase supply everything would be fine!
spoken like a true commie I mean glowie
Charles Garcia
me, seeing that I've never seriously taken part in gambling in the market aside from making $700 from Doge last year
Ryan Miller
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
Sebastian Reyes
shouldve bought spy puts, my sqqq 45.50 only up 300% not fucking 560% dayum
Brody James
Not an argument retard.
Liam Cox
its going to go up... hold it for 6 months or more.
Justin Mitchell
The market is realigning with the natural Chakras
Leo Garcia
I love you too. =D
Carter Cooper
/cashgang/ right now
Cameron Brown
Look at this Intel investment graph
Less white and Asian males each year. Obviously the best chip stock to buy in 2017 to cash in on the power of diversity and women
Lmao, value stock holding up
Benjamin Hernandez
Trips of truth
Oliver Reed
what user bought sqqq calls yesterday?
Cameron Smith
what arethe chances we get an afternoon low volume pump
Caleb Sullivan
damn this is a place for degenerates.. I love you guys.
Jaxson Wilson
>commie I mean glowie
Spoken more like reagonimics in the 80s. Supply side production. Holy shit you zoomers are retards. Doing anything to fix things is now commie or glowie.
William Brown
Siga sisters...not like this.
Grayson Myers
tqqq chads assemble
Levi Anderson
me and i barely slept last night with those green futes
Jonathan Lewis
Low supply + low demand = no inflation
Low supply + artificially high demand from money printing = inflation
Gavin Ross
Yes
Taxing cannabis would fix everything
Colton Mitchell
hi...
Adam Watson
I hope you die, Faggie. You're a bitch and your cunt is stupid and ugly and needs shipped back to her fishing village.
Jaxon Brown
>ATTENTION TA FAGGOTS
while we've been staring at the h/s, we've just ignored the double bottom FAIL
>when patterns fail
TA faggots you go risk on and don't fight the trend
>BUY PUTS NOW
Jason Clark
Intc 5 year -19%
Nvda 5 year +198%
Diversity investors winning
Kevin Gonzalez
F
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Workers of the railroad unite, all mumu has to loose is his gains.
Jason Campbell
You lose to inflation every year then
Christopher Sanchez
Arent they already taxing it where its legal? We all know thats the real reason states legalized it.
Jace Young
My balls hurt feels like somebody kicked them.
Adrian Cruz
>magically
Because it would take magic to stop governments from actively fucking over productions with their failed policies, like the lockdowns and the environmental crusade that caused an energy crisis?
Jace Myers
>he doesnt know about the quadruple fakeout
Robert Miller
Same, brother
Michael Lewis
Hey man baggies wife’s tits are pretty kino
Trans is hard
Nicholas Gutierrez
its about to be a triple bottom.
Nathaniel Hall
I'm hoping for an implosion of NSC and UNP. If everything else burns, then that is just gravy.
Henry Fisher
Guys, I literally want to die. I lost half my savings this year. I will come back and try again after midterms if Republicans win or when Biden is out of office. I just can't afford to lose any more.
Gabriel Martinez
how much did you lose? And on stocks or did you gamble it away?
Cooper Hall
reminder this was baggies account last time he posted his all time
Jaxson Jenkins
past performance does not guarantee future results you stupid fucking nigger loving faggot
intc is a value trap for sure but nvda is overvalued browned tech
Jacob Roberts
If biden did a tax credit or subsidy per barrel of oil sold by oil companies they could go ham with production and still have good earnings for their own investors. They could cut oil down to $40s by Q2 of next year. There are creative and easy ways to chop down prices of materials/energy.
James Reyes
Once federal allows banks and credit institutions in, there is a whole commodity that is introduced as a ‘new’ source of revenue and taxable income. But yeah states who have leagalized have surplus for public projects
Jayden Baker
if you bought SOXS today you could have recovered 10% of your portfolio!!
wagmi
Bentley Green
I'm sorry user, and farewell. Don't forget to say negative things about Biden whenever he comes up. Hope to see you again someday.
Charles Gray
Big if true
Cameron Davis
not under 390
Landon Watson
Thats big improvement, I remember him being down 99%
Andrew Kelly
Cameron James
damn I need to pay more attention to ESG trends. Or maybe I won't have to. I think this crash is going to wipe out all that bullshit. no one is going to care when unemployment is 15%, they'll just start hiring the best workers again
Mason Wright
>But yeah states who have leagalized have surplus for public projects
Nearly every state has a surplus right now. Calis got billions. NJ and florida got billions. All that covid money sitting there. Long term it will be good really. investments into the states but right now everything sucks.
Colton Allen
You don't need to dress like a cheap whore anymore with all your gains, bobo. You can dress like an expensive whore now.
Isaac Cooper
I am beginning to reconsider having 14% of my money in MU
Owen Barnes
Soon it could quadruple bottom
Mason Sullivan
CPI IS UP SLIGHTLY THIS MEANS I GOT TO SELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PANIC
Jeremiah Morgan
nice pointy tits
Julian Watson
>8% inflation is normal!
Cameron Scott
>chips
>in 2022
Lmao dude why? Its been signaled all over chips are a dead play for now.
Luis Clark
Yeah but msft/goog are extreme Nazis with controlling AI chips and usage. Nvidia is still the main provider for AI especially if you don't want cloud shit.
Tough time for a while though, but Nvidia will keep our performing intc
Cameron Perry
Call me MICHAEL DINGLE BERRY. HAHAHA shorting this market like a badass bobo bear.
Zachary Rodriguez
retard
Jordan Miller
Let me tell you what user told me when i was wiped:
>You are here forever.
John Mitchell
It's not about about inflation, it's about credit risk.
This reading implies we may have to hike further than initially expected - institutions are not panic selling, but rather getting leverage off of their balance sheet while it is still at a fair price
Always look a step further and you will see the reason behind the movements
Ayden Hill
She's not from some fishing village, she's from Seoul. Also, post your losses, I could use a laugh.
Brayden Butler
>the government said inflation is transitory
Transitory in the mentally ill faggot way. I.e. faggotss chopping off their genitals transitory
>that meant government was changing the literal definition of inflation
But yeah no need to sell your assets. Long hold 4 years to be back pre covid levels
Noah Russell
yesterday I was 30k away from my all time high and today I am 60k away (again)
Juan Cox
I really would like SPY @ 399 for just a little while bobos
Andrew Scott
It's way too early to "slurp the dip". I'm riding my puts to 390-395 SPY and then I think the play is selling TQQQ/SOXL puts at really nice entry prices (like $11 SOXL/$20 TQQQ) for some free money.. watch the charts find the new local bottom (will we smash down to 360 again or bounce 390?) And then buy long dated UPRO/SOXL/TQQQ calls.
I dunno you won't listen to me tho because you faggots hate making money.
William Nguyen
$20k in taxable account and $7k in Roth IRA. Maybe not a lot for some but a lot for me.
Caleb Turner
Why didn’t you hedge for something like this? I’m poor but even I hedged 1k for a crash in SPXS and YANG
Josiah Hernandez
so sell at a 310% gain or hold? hell if this is the start of the end would make sense to actually exercise these friday expiring options.
theres literally figuratively metaphorically no good news coming up anywhere in the world
Jack Hall
Post the loses goy
Thomas Stewart
because im a retarded gambling faggot
William Anderson
Greg bros... ?
Brandon Ross
>>the government said inflation is transitory
They were obviously talking about the higher-than normal inflation, not inflation in general
Cameron Davis
>NO BUT THEY TOLD ME DARK BRANDON WAS BASED AND LOWERING INFLATION I JUST LOST MY JOB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tyler Long
She's definitely from north Korea. She has those starvation teeth that could only be a product from growing up in best Korea.
Julian Thompson
until you dont....
Bentley Campbell
>I dunno you won't listen to me tho
because you use robinhood mostly
Ian Parker
Well imperialism is dead with the queen and the EU is collapsing as we speak. That’s good news for America. We no longer are beholden to treaties made since 1950s
Tyler Bennett
>I want to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone except Rocker. Sorry everybody except Rocker.
rocker didn't even make a fucking smg update video last friday
Gabriel Cook
and then tomorrow we'll pump green for no reason
Christian Perez
hedging feels good but it reduces overall (long term) gains. you'll burn more money buying hedges than you'll gain from when they pay off.
Hudson Long
Found a great analysis on this a while back they stop investing this year, then next year the lack of investment is the real dump.
The actual year on net gets a 9.1% dump with a 57% chance. Move 1 year ahead it’s 19.9% on average and a 71% chance
Old but good article here
>the dump has only started this is the warm up faggots
Josiah Nelson
That employee would be the last to lose his job. You don't fire the subservient cuck first.
Ian Sullivan
>I dunno you won't listen to me
Because you're a gambler.
Levi Foster
is it time to buy the HKD dip yet?
Ryder Bennett
We are going to crab until sour hour then drop right above circuit breaker level
I just wish it would hurry the fuck up already
Matthew Hernandez
look at this lad
look at this young man
look at this young soul
Aaron Garcia
No, you got duped. You thought that’s what they meant. But in reality they conditioned the public to assume trans=good. Language is a funny thing fren
William Morgan
QRD on what's going on? Just got back to town from 5 days innawoods
Luke Bennett
Anyone know why BCS 8.00 calls have a volume of 20k this friday?
Tyler Hernandez
Tell that to my now friend yet former economy professor who hedged oil in 2020 when they were giving it away. Pretty sure he is still holding that hedge. The guy is a pro at macroeconomics
Kevin Powell
>they think it will bounce off 390 again instead of plunge through
Benjamin Gutierrez
is reddit right?
Joshua Cooper
Go back to the woods.
Lincoln James
nothing ever happens, carry on
Noah Flores
My sticks are curving up. I wonder what the odds of a V bottom... makes you think
Zachary Phillips
better to get raped by inflation than inflation AND the clown market
Leo Gonzalez
It already ended on September 7th retard. It was a literal nothingburger.
Besides that means the market is gonna rip "all debts are forgiven"
Brayden Harris
When my DRIP recovers I'm gonna be up 100% in 3 months and be almost all cash at the bottom... I'm primed to finish this year up 200%+. God damn I love trading bear markets.. the greedy hopium rallies are so easy to predict
Levi Murphy
WHEN IT CLOSES AT THE OPEN
I.E. WHEN IT TURNS OUT THAT LITERALLY THE ENTIRE MOVE HAPPENED OVERNIGHT
DON'T FORGET TO BE MAD AT OUR FINANCIAL ESTABLISHMENT