”What would your team be if Pokémon were real/you were in Pokémon”

>”What would your team be if Pokémon were real/you were in Pokémon”
>It’s all legendaries/mythicals/UBs, starters, and pseudos.
Cringe. Post what your actual team would be as the NPC you are.

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Klinklang

Slowbro
Lilligant
Raichu

I don’t think I’d be able to take care of more than 3 if we’re being realistic

Too tired to use a template.
>Ribombee (Ace)
>Snom
>Shuckle
>Falinks
But I'm cheating a bit since I never wanted a legendary or a starter or a pseudo on this team in the first place.

ANY fuckwit can get a Starter pokémon and go off on a journey, regardless of age if they're not already a Trainer. The only NPC here is you.

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I'd be too lazy to raise/train any Pokemon.

Kanto Rapidash(F)
Zebstrika(F)
Mudsdale(F)
Galar Ponyta(F)
>t. /mlp/
>Verification not required.

pidgeotto
hitmonchan
furret
lairon
growlithe
fletchinder
gardevoir body pillow
pls gib fire stone

Based horsefucker, that'd be my endgoal too.

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>Ashnime
Different universe

You need to handle reality better child.

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A Kanto Ninetales and an Alola Ninetales. Nothing else.

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I wouldn't be a trainer, I'd own them as pets.
Flareon (house pet)
Pidgeot (for transportation)
And muk (garbage disposal.)

>Houndour
>Machop
>Drowzee
Houndour is good loyal fire breathing guard doggo, it was born knowing Flamethrower and Pursuit
Machop is gym buddy and helps prepare food
Hypno I caught under-leveled in Kanto, it ensures I get a good night's sleep with Hypnosis, and also hypnotizes and eats the dreams of any trespassers
I hang out at the Lake of Rage, up in the tree maze (gen 2 only)

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You're a fucking nerdy faggot estrogen jewmerican, you'd never catch a dragon type, rotom or a 20 meters whale.
Mr Mime fits, would also probably be the only pokemon you have

>in some select spots its a parallel world
And the starters are one of those select spots. Oak wasn’t handing out starters to anyone in gen 1, he says specifically that he only gives Red and Blue the three options because those are the only three he has from his old age

Ugh forgot to change green text to Hypno

What would your team be then, nerd?

Ralts
Fennekin
Hatenna
Buneary
Whimsicott
Drowzee

I'm the MVP, so bug/ghost/ice/steel/dragon mons and the third legendary at least of the region I'm in