Give me serious advice on how to daytrade effectively. What should I do first as an absolute beginner?

Give me serious advice on how to daytrade effectively. What should I do first as an absolute beginner?

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HODL

I already do that. I want to daytrade stocks while I HODL bluechips, commodities, and crypto.

>daytrading
>HODL
toppest of keks

more leverage = more better

I'm not trying to use leverage yet, just get comfortable producing consistent green days, then start upping the stakes.

>sits in front of a screen for 8 hours watching the same stock with no intention of selling
>get home, loosen tie, throws briefcase on the ground
>"wow honey what a day at the office today"

99% of day traders perform worse than buy and hold and your retard ass would be no different. Your competitors have insider information and million dollar equipment and you are just some kid. Get a real job and work as many hours as possible so you can contribute the most money now. That will grow your wealth far quicker than being the 20,000,000th retard who thought they were special enough to "le day trade." Every "day traders" falls into the same gambling myth that they are special when truth is stocks go up in the long run so you will feel like you are doing something right when buying and holding would have worked far better and would have avoided needless taxes/ fees/ time wasted.

There's a reason no one responded to your thread. It's a fake retard "job" of teens and trust fund kids. Get a real job, OP, and work 50+ hours plus

I have one but want to accelerate earnings and daytrading seems exciting. Are you speaking from experience, or were you burned from this? I understand that the vast majority of people are too retarded to daytrade, but I'm patient and willing to learn properly.

What they don't tell you
>guy started with millions in inheritance
>he made 8 mill but lost 20

No, I read the article. He started as lower middle class and showed his tax returns to Insider.

him sitting there like that. this is the winning strategy.

laughed heartily visualizing this

How do I get man legs like those? I have the worst case of chicken legs on me with terrible balance.

Go to a YouTube video on crypto. Read the comments, there will be lots of tips on how to get 30k every 10 days.

i chuckled heartily

a hearty kek!
i could hear/see your post kind of like picrel.

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Read a textbook

Follow #TheProcess from Coach Mucker.

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based demoralisation poster who always knows better (but doesnt actually)

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Good thread, OP. I'm also want some tips do swing trade cripto, here if full of fags with crab mentality. but i'll be watching the thread to see if some good user come with some advice on that.

That would be my dreamjob though

wtf is this real?

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hodlers and daytraders are all fags, this world belongs to swing trade chads.

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Learn how to sell short effectively, buying is only half the battle selling is the other half gotta know when to get out based on something other than greed/fear

It's a fraud. Even had a gf he called a million dollar trader with the same fraud results

Open a Tradingview account, overlay the chart with various thing's such as VIX, futures and indicators to see correlations, don't trade until your confident with prediction.

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It's called grid trading
For starters

Everyone will tell your it is impossible, it's not.

Markets over react, if it's over bought or over sold it won't be for long.

Super stressful and you're looking for one or two 0.5% - 1% trades a day and going 10s of thousands into one stock.

Want to make $500? You're trading $100,000.

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Remember options really move the markets learn how to interpret OCC volume relative to the overall market