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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Links for SIGA holders
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
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bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
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First for girly butts

I told you GTLB would dump.

Don't look at the Big Mac index

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KNEEL

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I need an answer

pottery in motion
>spy 405 eow

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JUST

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I will embrace the current state of the world and enjoy clussy

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The destruction of a 1st world continent's economy and the shuttering of half it's economic activity was priced in at ~-5% in markets and a price decline in oil and natgas? Are europoors really that irrelevant?

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>So what if the CFO of the company jumped off of a building? You got to have some skin in the game, babe. That's finance, for ya.

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HAIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Slightly lower expense ratio, I think. But they're in a bit of a price war and have roughly the same AUM.

flat pepsi or flat KO?

seems like the DWAC sponsors will pay up for 3 more months
oh well

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Look at any basic demographics on Europe, they an extremely old and aging population that refuse to have children. There is no future in a society that doesn't procreate. It's the same reason why Japanese stocks perform horribly.

Late ding ding ding! How did it go today user?

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Bros, I need financial advice:
My family is coming to visit me soon, for about a week. How can I put on a happy face for the entire duration even though my portfolio is down 59% (by some measurements) and also the rest of my life is sad and depressing too?

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Well it's not half their economic activity. And a lot of the pricing in has already happened. Look at the DAX YTD or how much oil/nat gas have tumbled from their highs. Then adjust those values for inflation!

Sometimes you have to put in a little work so it does get priced in.

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>bottom?
or
>350p 9/30

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alcohol

>+0.27

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>How can I put on a happy face for the entire duration even though my portfolio is down 59%
You enjoy the company of your family, you whiner.

And another batch of happy people has been created.

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Be Jeremy Irons. Channel his energy. Rewatch Margin Call if you have to.

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Snawt sum powda dawg. You be high as hell when dem inlaws show up

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I second that motion.

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For small accounts why does it seem better to be trading options instead of trying to swing trade shares when it takes more money to buy shares and try to successfully swing them when there’s such violent swings from day to do. When you can instead play options will defined losses and you can day trade them without violating the PDT rule with a cash account?

-0.1, pretty much worst day in my life.

digits and Europe is over.

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down 3%
again

dont you qoute that peter ziehan ameriboo horseshiit to me user. Thats not an explanation for a .5% drop on a day we find out the world is going to end. I want a real answer, not peter's endless masturbatory optimisim.

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checked oh lawd dem digies

If you are seriously discussing this, your portfolio is under 5 figures. If your portfolio is under 5 figures, your main focus should be on getting a real job and incomemaxxing.

That'll earn you far more, far quicker than all but the most moonshot of moonshot investments.

Nothing happened. Real estate and oil shidded and farded. Bond shorts supported it.

BTC if falling so fast due to low liquidity we might see 13k the next week

excuse me, 60% of their economic activity

business-standard.com/article/international/60-of-british-factories-at-risk-of-going-under-as-energy-bills-soar-122090300111_1.html

Why didn't I short

Minor bros...
Fbi finna arrest us

This. The 150~ million spics America imported was a great move

That chart only shows SPXL underperforming for a single buy-in date more than a decade ago.
Give me a chart that compares them at multiple holdings periods like pic related.
"Rolling returns" as opposed to total returns

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>13k
You mean 23k

i could have bought a month worth of groceries with this

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checked

>Noticing and pointing towards the guy filming at the end

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we must bleach them, before they bean us

>5k a month in groceries

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the end of white people is not optimism, white people don't have children

Lol since when did bongs manufacture shit

>(by some measurements)
Use the other measurements!
Obfuscate reality with professional shibboleths like "accumulate the drawdown"

>BTC if falling so fast due to low liquidity we might see 13k the next week
Crypto fags are going to eat buckshot by November. I've got a friend whos lost 30k on BTC and just keeps throwing money at it.

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Eh, 60% of factories isn't 60% of their economy. themanufacturer.com/uk-manufacturing-statistics/ says 11% of GVA (British term for GDP?) and 45% of exports.

So it'll be bad, but not -50% bad. Especially if they do some triaging/targeted bailouts as winter rolls around.

We're already beaned. Blue eyes are 70% less common in the us than Europe

they were coming next week a week ago when you psted this then. you need to go back.

I have a stable job that basically pays me a 13k annuity every month, so I have plenty of time on my hands and don’t have a 401k, not doing this for anything other than fun, so I’m not going to throw 25k of savings to get around the PDT rule, until I get a system down, get good or just say fuck it. My assets are in a different class than equities

checked and Z

death to davos!

I switched to a margin account. I never use the margin, but it allows me to swing without violations.
with a cash account you'll have the same violation problem with options, and its much more dangerous to get locked into that.

where my TA faggot bros at

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I DoorDash 4 meals a day for my family. We still cook at home for the 5th!

I've got a margin on btc that I'm tempted to just ignore until it liquidates me. Finna be fucked with that shit no more

you cant burn fake newly printed money in the gas plant user, unfortunately. not having enough raw materials, and especially energy, is the one thing you can't bullshit your way out of with numeromancy.

The other measurements are even worse...
According to one, I'm down 126%.... though I must have been drunk or going through a psychotic episode when I wrote that Excel formula because I have no fucking idea how it produces that number.

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as a younger guy everything going on these days is so despair inducing. I know people always tend to think thins are going to hell but are there any oldfags here? have things always been bad or is this shit lately as surreal as it seems?

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$CFVI chads rise up

+2.24%
I like flat beer.

It could always be worse. You could be european

no things have been getting worse for a couple decades!

-2.26%
Howdy partner
butts are nice
nothing beats a fine womans bodacious bottom

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UPRO has beat SPXL at every point since it's inception up until July 2020 when they started flip flopping

Looking at junk bonds I would say that shit hits the if we break the white level of support, if high yield bonds crash you bet your ass stocks go elevator down.

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All they had to do was build the nuclear plants.... All they had to do was buy the 18$ Uranium

Now they will freeze to death AND buy the 200$ Uranium

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My garbage doesn't oredict tops or bottoms. It only shows when possible short term reversal is close or has already started. It is not showing that yet.

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The world has been on a downward spiral since the Jews won ww2, user. Every year is worse than the last and will continue to be, I'm afraid.

>inb4 iphones and door dash, life's never been better!

>as a younger guy
Mate you should be pesying for a crash. You're at the age with the lowest responsibilities, lowest pay as you have no experience and learn and livot to something new. Better get a crash now than when you're 35, married with kids and have a mortgage to pay.

ASMB stock ladies!

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Yeah I know it’s a T+1 settlement on options, and I know it’s easier to swing trade with a margin account but I want to be able to get out of something fast on the same day and I would quickly violate the PDT rule with options. In my cash account I don’t use over 50% of my available cash to play around with and wouldn’t mind to wait a day to the the money settled

Every generation has its challenges. Boomers were worried about being nuked. The GI generation literally got drafted, rationed shit for years, and died by the millions to various degrees depending which country they were in.

However there are still bright spots - segregation, a 40 year bull market in bonds, we've got digital entertainment out the wazoo. Gotta keep those in mind as well.

It is the end of the post WW2 world order. There is more despair on the way. It doesn't help that our economic system uses people to drive the economy to the benefit of capital. Rather than using capital to drive the economy for the benefit of people.

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