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share tips on how to save money in these trying times

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rice

shorting on super low leverage

The best way to save money, is to stop spending it. Eat cheap shit like beans and eggs on toast, have cheap hobbies, get your clothes books and shit from thrift stores, wear a sweater instead of using the central heating, if you have a fireplace heat your living room with coal and sleep there

Make a sandwich at home and bring it to the office.
Don't work from home. That's for trannies.
If you are already a tranny, then just end your life already. Everyone is waiting for you to do it.
Always buy the cheap gas. It makes no difference.
If you see an ant, catch it and keep it as a pet. You can always eat ants if you're hungry.
Always take free food at work. Even if you're not hungry. You can feed it to your pet ants at home.

Don’t scan expensive items at self checkout
Put ground beef price stickers on rib eye
Type in code for peanuts but weigh a bag full of pistachios
Scan 2 packs of water but put 3 in the cart
Always smile and be polite to the wagies and they’ll never bother you
That’s how I save money

dont heat your house/apartment until absolutely necessary
dont buy shit you dont need
try not driving your car everywhere unless absolutely necessary

Live with your parents.

t. 33 year-old jacked and stacked manchild

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>dont work from home
This,saving money on petrol in a thread for frugality is just stupid

having a job

This. I have basically zero expenses. The upsides of moving out to try to pick up nasty trim from bars or something isn't worth being a broke cunt beholden to someone else's paycheck.

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these days you can't even move out unless you have a partner, well you can but its complete slavery and no chance at saving. everyone will be a 40 year old neet at parents place soon.

1. Commit petty theft
2. Save on toilet paper by buying a bidet. It has the secondary benefit of cleaning your anus after homosexual intercourse.

dont spend money lol

It’s winter time that means big coats and big pants = big pockets

It’s time to steal. The essentials that you usually buy. Toothpaste, spices, food, lotion etc

don't work
don't go outside
live in a small studio apartment in a small cheap city, pay your small bills
cook cheap but nutritious food
steal all your entertainment

The lowest apartment near me is $2k per month. I guess I'm gonna have to stay with my parents for some time

This

Also since we're discussing it, how likely is it to get caught dining and dashing?
If caught, can they really do anything about it, like legally, other than ban you from the store?
I'm thinking I want a good fancy meal

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>near me
So move then nignog this isn't stone age you can move long distances. Go to a cheap location and buy a cheap place. I recomend getting the smallest apartment you can find in a small city in some god forsaken part of the world, that's how you poormaxxx. A house will do you no good, bills will bankrupt you. A little 1 room cell is all you need

Impossible
If you're in literally NY or LA then commute in

wtf is petrol. You have to go back.

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This is something that always bugs me. I found the one cheap apartment complex in town. Live there for one year. They raise rent by $300 to renew.

Super frugality mode:
>Refill all toiletries with water when half empty
>30 second showers and piss when you do it
>Steal toilet paper from public bathrooms
>Walk into people's workplaces and raid the fridge
>Cycle everywhere

i have a legitimate tip
pick up a mind numbing hobby that you can sell
i do crochet while i listen to my podcasts or watch my teleprograms
a few hours of watching tv and you can sell it for like 15 pounds
learn amigurumi cause thats the cute small dolls that people like
not bad for watching teleprogram

I would imagine it probably depends on where you live, how fancy the restaurant is etc. If you are melanin enriched thefts under a few grand probably will never even get pursued in a big city.

Though a nice place would be far more likely to catch you on cams and maybe have the connections to do something about it. I personally wouldn't risk it.

I don't use HVAC, and I just suffer brutal heat waves.

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