/smg/ - Stock Market General

>mfw this market.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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Buy the dip you idiots!!!

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I fucking hate theta

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keep innovating, goys

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busdown

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back to wsb you stupid faggot

I have $8.87, time to buy more PRTY

Imagine thinking that monkepox and SIGA are over
The US has twice as many cases as the NTI scenario predicted for September 2022, currently at 20k versus 10k predicted

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I got off with 5% profits. This mahket is scawy

theres a fucking kaiju invasion of japan right now
thats the only explanation for the USD.JPY

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hi im a new stock trader looking for friends

>neon green futures all night
>SPY shitcoin tanks 1% in 20 mins
>Jewish scam company SAVA up 10% today

It's not even fun anyone bros

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well shit

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Only 157 years late, it now conquers the world.

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nice normie meme you faggot

Please make line go up please please please please please please please please please

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SLAVA UKRANI SISTERS!!!1

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welcome please post a funny picture to indicate your current mood

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hey man, if you don't like my memes I'm going to suggest you fucking kill yourself, ok bud.

I'M GONNA KILL EVERY FUCKING BEAR I FIND HIBERNATING THIS GODDAMN WINTER

Notice when you cling to some WEF intern's slapdash modeling you're focused on the cases - and only the cases - needing to be true.

If this ultra evil GOF virus is going to moon SIGA, surely you have no problem providing, ya know, the death rate? Surely *that's* not coming in under the schizo target, is it?

how could this be happening to ark investors

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Was thinking on waking what might happen then saw 142 usd jpy and knew market is mega fucked

Debt crisis, world slowdowns, everything is fucked now. Actual broken world financial system

I bought more VOO.

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No (0) brakes on the DXY and TNX trains

Is there a place with a live chart of the IV of stocks and the change in put/calls second by second?

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Turns out 20 years of interest rate manipulation has consequences.

My gookfu sent me new pictures of herself on Saturday, which was Sunday in South Korea, but it won't mean shit if this SPY doesn't go down another $3.50

Chink lockdowns -> Chink slowdown -> Bad for Jap economy & currency. So, yes, hideous bug monsters are responsible.

AEVA

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There's only one person who could curse the market open more than that chud.

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>only 20 years

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It’s shit like this that can never be truly priced in nor foreseen.
>swan event activated

GOOD ISM numbers just dropped

Of course they would only lockdown places that would really hurt the world, like Shenzen

It's been broken for awhile, they're just losing the ability to hide it/kick the can down the road.

HULLO

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Or maybe BoJ printing endlessly for yield curve control might devalue the yen

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Making money off people losing money is as funny as making money off of SIGA for gay sex!!

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i have two plays open. market pls dont die

Market doesn't seem to think so

TLT rugging fr

>the most massive misallocation of capital in the history of mankind
yeah, it's called her buying anything

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Natural gas bros this can't be happening. REEEEEEEEEeeeeee

based pump the market hebrews for your hero pls

Bought my first 100 shares of internet under $31.

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hot damn bobros

I'm liking that theory more by the month. We'll see after Xi's re-election if lockdowns continue apace: autistic pre-election face saving is one thing, confirmed deliberate inflation war is quite another.

The yuros passed a law cancelling natural gas for hate speech it's over

It's too complex to reason
But yen this low signifies a breakage imo like a red alarm blaring and not something like too much printing, although maybe world printing is causing this financial break

>buck broken

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poor bond king, he was so sure of himself

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3900 broke

Deploy the EDF

i want to see ur gookfu

What turd did just drop?

mumubros I thought 390 was support

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I hate you so fucking much bobo it's unreal

>some WEF intern's slapdash modeling
This characterization of NTI shows how little you understand

I thought that particular printing only kicked in right at 0.25%?

who da fook is this clown?

I hate europeans so goddam much. If they rekt my position with the gas price cap I'm going to flip the fuck out

As you will observe, SPY has just broken under 390

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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING BOTTOM!

What the hell? Why is the market red? Didn't we open green?

No

>New orders beat
OH GOD THE SUPPLY CHAIN

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AQB getting closer to 1$
Time to buy is near Permabull Bros

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Uh oh, market not smelling kosher

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steven van metre, youtube stock market doomer

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

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1200 here we come :)

ffs this market is pathetic

welcome to mr bobos funhouse. enjoy ur stay

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Indeed

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I don't know how to get the new photos out of the phone and onto the computer, but you can have this photo from valentine's day a few years ago.

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This one is for the Bobos with the booming crash
Top is long down, crash with the cooler system
When he come up in the stocks, he be blazin' up
Got no cash deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta sell now
He pop calls and he got the wrong picks
He cold, he broke, he might sell
He always in the stocks, but he never raise cash
He a motherfuckin' trip, trip,
I said, excuse me you're a hell dumb guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like poor pelican guy
I mean, you're so broke and I'm loving you lose money
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes, I did, yes, I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Bobo, I fuck them dudes up
Back coupes up and chuck the deuce up
Boy, you got my stocks runnin' down
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super crash
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super crash
Boom, boom, boom, badoom, boom (bass, bass)
Boom, boom, boom (bass, yeah)
Boom, boom, boom, badoom, boom (bass, bass)
Boom, boom, boom (bass)
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that SUPER CRASH
Boom, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah, that's that SUPER CRASH!

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No

ok now that! was definitely the bottom. i hope you sold bobos

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Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

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0dte puts only

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Bobos buy to close

kek, baggies (myself included), kek

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she has crazy hungry eyes

SOXS and SQQQ have absolutely printed the last month (about +50% and +35% respectively). Explain why you have NOT been fully in since it became obvious no pivot was happening at Michael Jackson's Hole IMMEDIATELY.

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hungry for BIGGU WITTO COCKU

Cocky attitudes like these only ensure more drops, faggot. When will you learn, stop heeming my calls with bad luck, fuck face

Morning /smg/. Here are some AI-generated images of business people worshipping the golden bull. Put this to good use.

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>she

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE ......FLOORRRRRRRRRR!!!

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>implied open is +200

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's a globalist think tank thinking about global problems. WEF is shorthand.

We're not dealing with 1% or 10% fatal chimppox and, surprise surprise, people with working immune systems also don't catch it without intense, penis-skin-to-butt-skin contact. Projections and scenarios are not reality.

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