Mom, can you tell me the story about how you met human dad?

mom, can you tell me the story about how you met human dad?

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Pokeballs brainwash pokemon

human?

>forcing some animal into your ball
>suddenly likes, trusts and fights for you
yes

>"Well I was a spunky Kirlia, just minding my own business when your father suddenly jumped me from a bush and wrestled me down and had his way with my anus so hard I could not walk properly for two days or shit straight for a week, and it was like a switch had been flipped in my mind so I sought him out and became his personal cock sleave, and now after all these years of violating the sanctity of my holes and engaging into sexual acts more perverse than the other he can't live or function without me"

the "mom" is ralts, gardevoir is her son

>"Aww sure, baby! We met back in 2000 in Eterna Forest. He and I were about 15 years old at the time and had to stop a berserking Dustox who was rampaging and causing problems for the Pokemon and Humans trying to just live their lives. It was hard, but we made it and from then on we decided to partner up and travel around together. Quite the first date, haha~"

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fucking gardevoir is like roleplaying slavery plantation relationship between the white master and the black slave woman. Please stop.

What if I'm into that?

So, broken buck but not gay.
I'm in, especially because at the end the slave owner makes her a wife.

You people are sick.

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wtf is that?

>you will never catch a ralts when you were ten years old and go on adventures together, forming an inseparable bond over the years of travels and hardships, until you both marry at twenty

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a trannies "vagina"
user posted his/her/its pic

>human dad
lol, retard

>lol, retard

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Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all
It started out with a kiss; how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss; it was only a kiss

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>t. incel gallade

what is the percentage of gardevoir that actually end up dating their trainer? 5%, 10% 15%? I feel like it would be higher the younger they met

a tunicate, they grow in the sea as plankton and are pretty much found anywhere and everywhere underwater
google image search isn't hard

>Foolish daughter of mine, your father was a muk who raped me. You are the worst thing to ever happen to me.

I want to have a Gardevoir wife and make her this happy