Why did Umbreon go gay and dump Espeon for a fem boy?

Why did Umbreon go gay and dump Espeon for a fem boy?

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What makes you believe that Espeon was a girl?
And what makes you believe that the Umbreon here isn't a girl?

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Because we're not cocksucking fags like you

Not him but ALL espeons are male and ALL umbreons are female

Dark x Fairy > Dark x Psychic

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Sylveons are good at kissing and blowjobs

Now espeon is ours

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Sylveon's ability is cute charm, which attracts only those of the opposite sex, which means that one of them is female.
I'm going to assume it's Umbreon

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Jolteon is dating Glaceon. Everyone knows this

So who's Leafeon with?

Leafeon is dating Flareon. They’re lesbians

But sylveon is trans, so it's more complicated than that...

Espeonsisters... a femboy stole our bf!

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Use Psychic and throw him off a cliff.

or get a lesbeon on with Glaceon.

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Or just join them.

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But Espeons are BOYS

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pokemon arnt gay nor ever will be. being gay doesn't exist in the pokemon universe

All Sylveon are female.

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