Parents who name their child after a Pokémon should be fucking shot

Parents who name their child after a Pokémon should be fucking shot.

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Eevee is excusable assuming her real name is Eve with the nickname Evie

Holy SHIT full-odds leukemia encounter?? Lucky bastard.

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Eevee's not a bad name in the grand scheme of things. Imagine being called guzzlord

Evie, Eve, Evelyn, Eva
it’s a real name
Now I’ll be naming my child mewtwo though

Looks like they're about to unlock the ghost type evolution

It's probably a nickname

I'm naming my son Garbodor and there's nothing you can do about it.

Still cringe.

But what if Garbodor is a girl? Will you make her a U.S. Woman?

Reminds Me of that woman who named her daughter after an MLP character, WTF

>I'm naming my son Garbodor and there's nothing you can do about it.
based unovafag

Not really, Evie is not that uncommon of a name. At least it's not something inexcusable like Dovahkiin

Maybe they just really liked the 90's version of The Mummy?

Eevee isn't that bad at least, even if it's still weird. Hope she's able to recover.

This is my son, Mega Mewtoo

i live with my aunt, and she was pregnant and complaining one night to me and her friend about being called ash in the 90's pokemon boom and how kids would mock her for it
she ended up calling her kid Eevee since she knows nothing about a Pokémon
me and her friend have never let her live it down

>Caring more about the name (most likely a nickname) of a little kid instead of the fact they have fucking cancer.

I wish my legal name was Slurpuff or Jigglypuff

Imagine how far in life someone named Charizard could go...

haha funni

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I just want to feel like a cute fairy type

I kno rite? Fucking society, here's one updoot bro.

I went to school with a girl called Eevee. She spelt it Evie and her actual name was Elizabeth, but choosing a nickname based on Eevee the Pokemon is not beyond the realm of possibility for the kid.

Scrubs. I'm naming my kids after Telefang monsters. Make way for Crypto and Fungus.