Arceus is a fucking dick

Arceus is a fucking dick

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Arceus is fucking who with His dick?

No I think it's Palkia that's quite literally a fucking dick

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He had no reason to snatch two people and throw them into the past

>Christcucks are so obsessed they actually believe Arceus is god
none of the legendaries have powers at that scale, pokemon is a godless world ruled by Darwinism. Arceus has not demonstrated a single feat proving that he is a "god" and is therefore just another legendary.

As a kid, I thought Dialga was cooler, but now I’m realizing that Palkia is 10/10
Seriously, he’s based

Palkia reminds me of an Elite from Halo

as a kid I thought dialga was cool since time travel was epic and I had no idea what the fuck palkia did. now, I realize how fucking retarded the implications of time travel are and have lost all respect for any story these games could potentially have.

>cropping official artwork
Why the heck does it make me stiff?

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because you're a degenerate

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You're pathetic kid

look at that fatass

He's a god. That's a given, mate.

betcha want to do more than just look...

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no he's arce

Maybe so, but I have learned fairly quick that merely wanting to fugg the GodLlama is entry-level tier of
poke'fucker degeneracy around here dear user

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>What are you looking at, human?

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That's a part of Arceus, and yeah, it's clearly its dick

No she isnt

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DICK?!?!?!

Never thought of this before but I definitely see it

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