0.66% of the dex is dedicated to ugly monkeys that exist soley to teach unovaborts about type matchups

0.66% of the dex is dedicated to ugly monkeys that exist soley to teach unovaborts about type matchups.
>gen v apologists will defend this

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No I won't. It was a bad decision.

The base forms are all cute and green evo is cool enough. So that's 2 and about a half slots at most that you could call "wasted" or blundered, rather.
Intriguing!

>gen v criticism makes unovabortions contract schizophrenia

Simisage is cool. He's got that cool pompadour

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If the red had more of an identifiable personality, like the other two, I wouldn't mind it, but instead it's Green the cool one, Blue the happy one, and Red the gibbering retard.

>As a kid I thought Panpour and Simipour were smiling, and the eyes were closed
>but the irises are actually just white
can't unsee

the elemental monkeys are based. sorry you're a gay retard.

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>almost every fucking route you run into a trainer that just has a pansage/Simisage
>you know that the next two trainers are just going to have one of the other one to complete the trio

they did this way too much

i run all three of them with mankey and aipom to become the best monkey trainer ever

Where was your infernape user?

No we don't. Those Pokemon are a mistake, hence why they're hard to get in BW2

Unova Pokédex has like… 6 good Pokémon total. It’s mostly mediocre garbage and like 27 legit trash designs

Wait what

Favorite Unova mon, along with Dewott. Shit yourself, OP.

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The monkeys are great and have always been great. Monkey haters are shit taste drooling retards.

There's a fourth monkey.
>pansage hearts, speak no evil
>pansear spades, hear no evil
>panpour clubs, see no evil
>???????? diamonds, do no evil
I'm thinking fairy type pansexual and simisexual

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I dont get pansags and pansear they both talk and have ears

and yet they're still the best part of unovas shit dex

I think it’s in reference to their official art