Rewrite the story of Pokémon Legends Arceus without being cliché like retarded Japs

Rewrite the story of Pokémon Legends Arceus without being cliché like retarded Japs

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Japs write better stuff than amerimutts

Haha nice one
Go eat your sushi?

Oh dear hahaha
You don’t get out much do you?

Get rid of the Isekai, the Arceus iphone and just have it be a normal kid from that era instead to start off.

I feel like the average japanese property is much better written than the average american property, but the best written american properties are usually better than the best written japanese properties

Boring.
Next one

From the thumbnail it looked like Volo was wearing a pair of Giratina hand puppets lol

>Japs write better
>too much stupid fanservice
>They're using same genre non-srop
>too much clitche

This. Imagine thinking any anime has better writing than the Sopranos, or the Wire. Of course, there are more budgetary limitations associated with animation, but manchildren really think that their favorite cartoons have no major flaws whatsoever.

>I feel like the average japanese property is much better written than the average american property
you're literally objectively wrong

Anime/manga is is written by teenagers / socially inept autistic people, so it's not very good
Also i love how weebs can never site anything that isn't anime when talking about japanese properties

>without being cliché
>as if anything out of the ordinary isn't also cliché

Create the region to be more feudal like with different clans worshipping their different types of Noble pokemon.
Have Jubilife be a neutral village and Galaxy team ultimate goal of uniting the region to become more peaceful by using the knowledge you gain.

Have the Diamond and Pearl clan instead be two shogunate like beings, one who rules over the southern region Feudal villages and the other rules over the northern part.

The frenzied pokemon are products of Arceus, his goal is to create peace by forcing the people of the region to work together.

Have your character be chosen for the task but instead of teleported from the future have the character prove him/herself through a beginning game task. Such as protecting a pokemon

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's counterpart from the Hisui region, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the pokemon they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, ADVENTURE ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of POKEMON.

>the Sopranos
you might be right here but
>the Wire
is shit.

Is that why the Japs are stagnating while Americans and even the goddamn Chinese are making better games?

Are we allowed to change up the gameplay in order to go with the story or are we expected to write the story given the current gimped gameplay mechanics?

Also, do we have to keep the characters the same or can we just twist it up however?

your own ancestor is the evil guy, he wishes to keep hisui as it is because of fear of foreigners ruining his land, in this version you can see more galaxy team settlements, maybe even ships from galar and kalos, doesn't use pokeballs and just calls pokemon into battle with the azure flute
arceus is bound to the flute and thus cannot directly stop him, so brings you on its behalf
at the climax he finds out you came from the future and demands arceus to send you back
however, he realized you are his descendant, meaning hisui wasn't destroyed and its people still live on
defeated and without a will to keep fighting, he destroys the azure flute and leaves, hoping to live his own in the wild, where eventually twinleaf town would be

postgame quest is finding the shards of the azure flute and craft it again, this time binding arceus not to you but to the sinnoh region as a whole, Volo keeping the promise to watch over it, being the first lorekeeper and explaining cynthia's involvement in the future

>hisui is a shit hole rife with war, famine, poverty, and plague
>to make matters worse, the terrible living conditions have forced pokemon to become extremely hostile to humans for the past few centuries
>you are a child soldier tasked with gathering data on pokemon so that they can be weaponized by the galactic shogunate in order to take control of Hisui
>you go undercover, acting as one of the locals to avoid suspicion
>throughout your journey, you meet many victims of the war
>many of these victims are or once were worshippers of the pokemon, Arceus
>the shogunate tells you not to listen to their nonsense, calling Arceus a local myth
>slowly, you uncover more and more evidence of Arceus
>you also notice how futile the endeavors of the worshippers are, some making pilgrimages to the top of Mt.Coronet only to fall and die on the way back
>eventually, you find proof of Arceus and after reporting back to the shogunate, they imprison you and plan on taking control of Arceus for themselves
>you break out of the brig and try to stop the galactic leader from trying to take control of Arceus
>after beating him, you meet Arceus and ask it why it refuses to help the hisui region in these troubling times
>Arceus's response is that if it were to solve the problems of man, then the very notion of free will would be rendered obsolete. He created mankind so they could solve their own problems and find joy in that, not so they could wait for a solution to fall into their lap
>postgame involves the platinum cult coming to power after the galactic shogunate was forced to retreat
>their leader swears vengeance on Arceus for leaving mankind to suffer
>using Giratina, the leader successfully manages to deceive and fatally wound Arceus
>you beat the cult leader and go speak to the dying Arceus
>Arceus claims it is content with its fate, for it was merely a consequence of free will
>using the last of its power, Arceus creates an egg for you and fades into the ether

Nips excel in creating inventive settings and plots, but absolutely fail at storytelling. The most common issue is spending the first 30% of any game/series wanking to the worldbuilding and then infodumping at the 2/3 point because they couldn't manage to work the actual plot into their moment-to-moment narrative.

>30 hours of rough sex with volo
>at the end the female player character gives birth to arceus