/smg/ - Stock Market General

NORMIES DIE EDITION
>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

OLD

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it's over

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Green Day.

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WTF, I'm already cranky in the morning without my coffee, now this shit premarket?

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>214 small caps trading below $1 despite having PTs more than 50% away from their current prices

Is going all in on UONE and hoping it does a 2-3x for Juneteenth unironically my best chance at making back some of my losses?

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Don't come to the markets today sirs.

The last few years everybody talked about buying the dip. If only we had a bear market. I wish I could buy cheapies they said. And now everybody here is freaking out and shitbear posting. Buy the dip.

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stocks that don't pay dividends have no real value

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Bet big lose big... Father’s Day this year mixed with joonteenft is a sad irony and I bet they didn’t realize they would coincide when they did the massive virtue signal making it a federal holiday. The raycists win again

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it'd be 2x at very best in this environment and it'll be up and down very quickly

is it possible to have a few days without any bad news? I hate jews so fucking much
>green?
>>fed: hurr durr we do rate hikes fuck off market
>green again?
>>release fagvirus
>green?
>>(((ukraine)))

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that's a... woman?

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a bear market isn’t a dip ya dip

>Crypto completely dead
>not even Millennials are still interested in burning money on speculative fantasy money
>declining user numbers, declining transaction numbers, lower transaction revenue
THE COINBASE DROP IS WORTH SLURPING BRO BECAUSE ARKIE WOOD SAID SO

Always wondered how Snapchat didn't go under like 10 years ago. It was clear from the start that 90% of their userbase was 14 year olds sending each other pictures of their genitals. As an American company, with mostly American investors, who are VERY touchy about this subject, how did this company not get heemed to the ground the moment it took off?

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I skipped selling a put on SPX this week
on the one hand its dumb to skip because its market timing
on the other hand it would be dumb to sell puts when jerome is speaking

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The fact that all the executives sold 90% of their shares at the IPO should’ve told you everything you need to know about COIN

They wanted a flash crash, not a bear market

NASDAQ PREDICTIONS SERS I'AM ITCHING FOR A 75X TRADE ON BTC

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They said that the futures are healing but they aren‘t healing at all

boomers don't know that

I'm 90% sure it's actually operated by either CIA, FBI, Mossad, or Chinese intelligence

Why the fuck is Karp giving his opinion on nuclear war with Russia on CNBC? Who would ever give that clown money?

how bad is it?
I'm not looking...

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T-MINUS 1 HOURE AND 10 MINUTES UNTIL MARKET DESTRUCTION

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Those all work for the same people, user.

Test

Lets just say, don't come to the market today.

>Who would ever give that clown money?
Heh yeah. Who would buy PLTR....

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>AMZN - 2.5% premarket
>TSLA - 3.5% premarket
It's going to be another ogre day.
Should I exist my long positions on AMD and just short Tesla? Musk pissed off the dems recently, so there's some momentum behind heeming him further.

>buy SPY they said
>make some good money they said

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this is a fakeout..... right?

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>we're seriously going to have an 8th red candle week on SPY in a row

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Petrobrás just fell 11% before the market opening, i hope that user that bought it is ok

SOXL bros... why cant we stop losing

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What are some companies that are unironically going to zero? So far thinking

>Caravana
>Palantir
>Robinhood
>AirBnB

reminder.

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I am freaking out over SPY. I finally had enough cash to buy a bunch of shares and it went into freefall the moment I bought them. Everything I buy goes right into the shitter.

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it just keeps going

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>Robinhood
Why?