/smg/ - Stock Market General

asian markets edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/male:gnome
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for little weenies
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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First for booba and GME

just buy OIL. simple as.

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All it took was 3 days of Chinese new years market holidays, and suddenly global markets are saved.
How fucked are we when they reopen?

oh mah GAWWWD

I'm starting to think It was a mistake for me to buy 3x bear etfs last week.

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these boobas give me uncanny valley
pushup bra?

you are dumb and deserve to be poor user

yes, this is a proper assessment of your situation.

today i made money
it's been quite a long time
and it felt kind of good
like committing a crime

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Are you literally retarded? The indexes were bouncing off 200 day average and we were oversold as hell. You don’t sell the dips you BUY the dips ya dip!

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>ASMB stock ladies
>I got fucked today biz
>Poem

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Going all in on SOXL calls tomorrow!

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Getting a 20k bonus in March, what should I buy that isnt SOXL

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>basedjack poster

Facebook ladies. How we feeling tonight

>iPath Pure Beta Crude Oil ETN
>Pure Beta
Looks like the perfect ticker for you.

dead. cat. bounce.

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how about the more conservative TQQQ?

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At that point? Probably CORN. Planting reports will be brutal.

LEAPS on S M H with delta equivalent to 3x leverage

>sold TSLA at 400
>sold GME at 10
>sold SOXL at 29
a-at least i didn't sell my NVDA shares

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traditionally have measured my cock at 6.75" but always frauded as 7"
tonight was beating off and my dick looked extra big so i said fuck it and grabbed the ruler. low and behold, 7"
how do i profit from this? i busted THE fattest load to some white boobies and my own dick pics
also, buy SOXL

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i'm sitting on ~100k in my savings waiting to pounce on a house
is there anywhere else i could store it where it would
>generate more than like 0% interest
>NOT decrease in value
>be nearly immediately accessible
pls
it pains me to see it sitting there doing nothing but i don't know what else i could do with it without putting it at risk to the market

Amc refuses to dump for me...

That bra has substantial padding, just saying.
>T. loves a leaner lady

Predict Meta earnings

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Finna buy a few Amazon calls for tomorrow. My dick is a rock. If data centers profit is going up. Amazon has a fuck load. They may beat big too.

did you participate in /smg/'s penis inspection today?

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>2006 Licensed Exclusively to SouthernCharms.com
I can't believe that that woman has most likely passed away now.

Who was the idiot that told me to buy WTR

also if it's 7" you might as well be telling girls it's 8. i've gotten away with it for years.

*6x leverage. We call it "The Double SOXL".

Look up cash secured puts or credit bull put spreads and sell WAY out of the money

Does anyone actually bother measuring?
I just guessed 6.5

Bulls. You. Will. Earn.

RSI pretty hot rn

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redpill me on CORN

Listen, I sometimes make bad judgements and even though I made a mistake I think it will work out for me in the end. I mean, how much higher could it actually go with all the bearish news?

...earnings?

SOXL bros... I sold

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Big!

>not 3xing lean hogs
Ngmi

>fertilizer price mooning
>corn is very nitrogen dependant
simple as

SOXLL

JEPI. They hedge against downside and fat as divvies. This entire dip they lost like 4%. Tracks the SP. Gain divvies while you wait. Also use as little cash as possible to buy that house. What the fuck you thinking bruv. Idk if I would even do 20% to avoid PMI. Run some amortization calculators and see what's best because taking the loan at minimum cash then going ahead and putting your down payment down in your first payment usually will save you fuck loads on interest. Granted you can afford the slightly higher payment difference

i was thinken of the same. lucky i didnt have any money during the dumpenings.

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dead. bear. bounce.

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The worst part is even something like VGSH (a short term treasury bond fund) will get rekt due to principal loss caused by the imminent Fed rate hikes. You can't be truly risk free outside of your brokerage's money market account, really.

Then again, you can just trade the futures directly to skip the ETF bullshit. But I don't think you can put a price on the joy of seeing your portfolio scream "CORN" at you every morning.

We just call those "hogs", user.

wait whats the bull case for CORN tho

I bought 300 TQQQ shares and 15 calls last week. I fucked up.. sold all calls today for 150%. What the fuck do I do? Buy other onesm

Reminds me of this.

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