Are you literally retarded? The indexes were bouncing off 200 day average and we were oversold as hell. You don’t sell the dips you BUY the dips ya dip!
traditionally have measured my cock at 6.75" but always frauded as 7" tonight was beating off and my dick looked extra big so i said fuck it and grabbed the ruler. low and behold, 7" how do i profit from this? i busted THE fattest load to some white boobies and my own dick pics also, buy SOXL
i'm sitting on ~100k in my savings waiting to pounce on a house is there anywhere else i could store it where it would >generate more than like 0% interest >NOT decrease in value >be nearly immediately accessible pls it pains me to see it sitting there doing nothing but i don't know what else i could do with it without putting it at risk to the market
Carter Morgan
Amc refuses to dump for me...
Brody Powell
That bra has substantial padding, just saying. >T. loves a leaner lady
Listen, I sometimes make bad judgements and even though I made a mistake I think it will work out for me in the end. I mean, how much higher could it actually go with all the bearish news?
>fertilizer price mooning >corn is very nitrogen dependant simple as
Ryder Garcia
SOXLL
Kayden Peterson
JEPI. They hedge against downside and fat as divvies. This entire dip they lost like 4%. Tracks the SP. Gain divvies while you wait. Also use as little cash as possible to buy that house. What the fuck you thinking bruv. Idk if I would even do 20% to avoid PMI. Run some amortization calculators and see what's best because taking the loan at minimum cash then going ahead and putting your down payment down in your first payment usually will save you fuck loads on interest. Granted you can afford the slightly higher payment difference
Jordan Edwards
i was thinken of the same. lucky i didnt have any money during the dumpenings.
The worst part is even something like VGSH (a short term treasury bond fund) will get rekt due to principal loss caused by the imminent Fed rate hikes. You can't be truly risk free outside of your brokerage's money market account, really.
Then again, you can just trade the futures directly to skip the ETF bullshit. But I don't think you can put a price on the joy of seeing your portfolio scream "CORN" at you every morning.
We just call those "hogs", user.
Brody Gutierrez
wait whats the bull case for CORN tho
Charles Thomas
I bought 300 TQQQ shares and 15 calls last week. I fucked up.. sold all calls today for 150%. What the fuck do I do? Buy other onesm