/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/male:gnome
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for late sleepers
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Slow and steady wins the race.

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First for SQQQ bear self-hate

VWAP = Very Wet Ass Pussy

crabbed all of last week, and it seems i'll crab this week as well.

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I sure hope you retards bought the dip. I'm up 12% already since exiting cash gang on Wednesday.

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Alright geniuses, what caused the pump today?

I fucking fell asleep late as shit last night and woke up 1 hour ago. I forgot to sell my shorts and go long for the day. I want to kill myself right now.

Nasdaq entering stealth phase!
The 2030s are going to be sweet.
Newfags whining about how they can't make any money and they wish they had bought in 2020-2025 like me when there was obviously so much growth ahead of us.
Metaverse /smg/ is coming boys

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fucking paperhanded by BABA calls today around lunch and took the realized gains for a +100% in two days. shit kept giga pumping into close if i didnt bitch out i would have had a 30% day. still have all my SOXL and DKNG calls up bigly

lol

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DWAC

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friendly reminder that the biggest rallies happen during bear markets

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Some anons say gamma squeeze, others say bull trap, still others say good earnings in tech propping up the whole market. Jobs numbers may bring us back down tomorrow based on what “big-tits” Psaki signaled at a WH presser.

I’d blame the Jews for losing money with SQQQ today, but I should really blame myself.

Some user said it was many people ending their shorts, and thereby creating an upwards trend leading to more shorts being squeezed.

Jews

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How do I profit from the 4th industrial revolution and the NWO's forced bugdiet? What stocks to invest in?

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AMD FA user
ARE YOU STILL HERE BHANCHOD

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fucking jews

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You got 1/4th of the gains of nasdaq today. That's a loss dude.

What is a non-retard monthly % portfolio gains in the last few years?

FNGU

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almost quad 3's

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yes my bloody basterd

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Soooo, did dingbro officially forsake us? I haven't seen him in so long... I was /comfy/ today as I imagine all of you were as well.

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ive been saying it all last week the real question is why the fuck was it red

>covid is fucking cancelled no one cares
>cold war fud is fake as fuck
>record earnings/growth/profits for every company

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>trash volume
>posted before power hour
>NGMI

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i was -11% now im only -5%

one more day like this and we are back baby

Alright bros, what would someone who's not dumb do with 2/28 spy calls that just went itm?

TQQQ

What's the dividend on that there NASDAQ, sonny?

Did you ever look at March 2020 crash, that was a pretty violent rally bobo

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ARK better go down. Where's the user that said shorting it was free money? WHERE?

I bought puts at the top, make them print.

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I love OLs

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hallo bastard panchod.
It looks like AMD's operating expenses have gone up considerably...why? And their SG&A expenses are also eating away at their earnings.

AMD might need some insane Mommy Lisa guidance

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that user would be Jim Cramer and he fucked you
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Probably people being fearmongered by the media about Ukraine but then they'll realize it's a nothingburger as per usual.

>I sold covered calls right at open
I don't wanna concern you, frens. But I might genuinely be retarded.
At least it was just a few.

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Tech bullshit propping everything up. SPY was barely holding on and riding the coat tails of QQQ all day long and now it's dumping hard in the after hours. Imagine my shock.

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Look at omicron wave, we are crashing down in cases. This is the end of pandemic absent a new variant

>all those puts set to expire in february
OUCH

>all cash

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First for fuck bobos and kikes!

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HE FUCKING THOUGHT BIG DICK JOE WINNING LAST NIGHT WOULD BE BEARISH. POINT AND LAUGH

Don't care; not gonna buy.

while everyone here AHHHHH posted last week i posted my calls for last week and this week. i try to help people around here but they just keep calling me a nigger

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That was just from soxl doing its usual schizo bullshit. Spy will have steady rise.

Rotations Bobo Bear, energy Financials and health care will boom, and the market will be fine

How it usually goes.
>FUD FUD FUD FUD
>OH NYO THE MARKET IS TOTALLY COLLAPSING
>OH NYO WE'RE SELLING ALL OUT POSITIONS AND THE MARKET IS RED OH NYO HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY HAPPEN
>2 weeks later
>LOOK AT ALL THESE CHEAP STOCKS
>OH NYO SOMEONE SHOULD BUY THESE
>ATH ATH ATH ATH ATH

I swear this shit happens every 2 weeks.

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Lol. The Vannas. The Charms. They will learn. Come Feb OpEx. Click. Clack. Skeletons. Will Come Out. Again.

Didn’t retail pour into SQQQ and SARK? Probably just Jews dumping on goy cattle again

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Give me more hopium, bearbro. Today and Friday were fucking brutal

You forgot to add
>Removing jews, niggers, and liberals
towards the end of the graph

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LOL

TRY SOME SOXL CALLS AND SHORT SPY PUTS ON FOR SIZE!

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>i try to help people around here
gay

Bros what are some stocks for chads?

>Mfw my crabby divvy stock is going up because dividends should be soon
I may be a poorfag, but it feels nice to see some green.

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>150 sma
my analysis shows qqq is stuck between the 102.57 ema and the 127.7118 sma

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They are crabs in a bucket user. Don't try to help them they will just try to drag you back down with them for daring to escape.

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Please be right bobo, i bought puts at close

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greggie boy said its normal market correction

i'm smoking a cigar and buying a cheapie old game on steam with my winnings

Green as FUCK last day of the month. February will be a good month. SPY new ATH. SOXL to triple digits.

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What does this mean?

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70% of people in America voluntarily took an experimental vaccine that made them contract an immune deficiency similar to AIDS and you think the market is just going to sit back while these people are all going to be net drains on the economy just like the niggers who have the real AIDS? Yeah okay, just keep living in fantasy bulltard land where everything is fine.

Kek see:

user if you enjoy strange but sovlful games check out inscryption

>NRGU stuck at a resistance level
hmmm time to short?

lol

LOL

their operating expenses have been declining in the long-term, but they seem to be stabilizing. thats why i kept the multiple the same for Q4. this model heavily hinges on Q/Q growth and the effective tax rate

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Dividends are fundamentally irrelevant. The fact that you bring them up demonstrates your complete lack of financial knowledge. Its the future cash flows that allow those dividends that matter.
Plus buybacks are straight up better in every aspect, aside from a niche strat where you hold an equity for 2 months to extract longterm gains on a "qualified" dividend payout.

Pretty good month for me, anyway.

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it will be treatable
invest in pfizer, their second most profitable drugs behind the vaccine are to treat side effects of the vaccine
you will own nothing, not even your health

So AMD. Please lets talk about AMD earnings. No confirmation bias bulls and no schizo bears.

these facts have blown my mind. thank you user.

Sounds bullish for big pharma with all the meds they would sell.

Speaking of meds, did you forget to take yours?

He’s saying QQQ is still lower right now than the average over the last 200 days. I’m thinking he’s a TA fag and, while he might be right and (being a bear myself) that what he says would be good for me, this fucking clown market may be the death of me unless I can start swinging like all the pros ITT I will be relegated to the shadow realm.

To the moon fellow apes

Honestly part of me wants to hold my soxl till 70. Really hope we see it again

two more weeks bro

>70% of people in America voluntarily took an experimental vaccine that made them contract an immune deficiency similar to AIDS

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We will see SOXL 100.

I'm nervous about them, probably won't play them outside of being a SOXL owning tranny (dip was too juicy don't hate me).
Seems everyone has high expectations for AMD, so they will have to produce killer earnings for them to beat.

there are a few months left until we reach
>but it was legal, see they all signed the papers
we just reached
>ok it harms some, but there is no mass dieoff

I have a mortgage I need to pay. You think you know it all but you're plainly young and/or ignorant.
How has NASDAQ done YTD against XOM? Over the past 52 weeks?

Zoom out, niggerfag
It's time, faggot

>stocks = held
>options = bought
>vax & meds = not taken
>Trump = voted for
>Powell = ignored
iagmi

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>alexa reminder set sell order at 69.69 for SOXL

yeah... make sure you guys hodl its going to the moon!

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How many of the bears believe this?

“LOW VOLUME” user is that you?

Is that a taiga?
God I would a taiga

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pump confirmed real and heterosexual

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looks kind of neat, i might give it a try, thx

ASMB stock ladies :)

Based. Redpilled.

Still thinking about the reasons for the downgrade by Piper Sandler. Consumer might be really getting weaker?

>control plus F
>search for nigher vernacular such as 'based' a term coined by a BBC named little bee
Y'all racist or what?