Don’t fall for the imagine the smell memes. I think totally screwed up my relationship with my girlfriend yesterday. I was stupid enough to stick my nose in her ass while getting ready for sex and it was so terrible. I started gagging a bit and couldn’t control myself so I jumped up and tried to play it cool but as mounted her again I ended up throwing up on her stomach. It completely killed the mood and I just ended up dropping her off after all said and done. I’m contemplating braking up with her now because I can’t stop imagining the smell and look her the same way again. It’s so nasty. What the fuck is wrong with you all? You make it seem like it’s the best thing ever. Why would you even want to fuck a nasty hole like that?
DONT IMAGINE THE SMELL OH GOD
Ethan Johnson
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Dominic Young
ngmi
Ian Cooper
That's why you're supposed to IMAGINE the smell, doofus
Juan Kelly
How may I help you turn this into financial profit? I didn’t tread beyond a messed up relationship.
Joshua Lopez
Bentley Peterson
You probably smelled her the wrong way
Brayden Taylor
Next time get a girlfriend who cleans her asshole.
Jayden Gomez
Nice
Dominic Hughes
sex
Gabriel Williams
That's why we say 'Imagine'.
Reality is a harsh mistress
Joseph Clark
Camden Cook
I would jump in and impregnate both of them
Lincoln Reed
You lucky fucking bastard
Levi Wright
Toilet paper epidemic. Rather than using a bidet to clean the shit off her asshole, then using small amounts if toilet paper to dry it, you white retards wipe and walk away until you shower. Shifting in your seats while sugar worms plague your little assholes.
Carson Gomez
your GF sounds like she smells gross unless she hadn't showered for a while and took like three shits that day and you randomly stuck your nose into it
if engaging in normal hygiene it should smell and taste musky at worst, skin/human/slightly sweet at best; user, you've been done wrong and nothing of value was lost
Brody Ross
kek post moar
Jackson Sanders
lol
Jordan Peterson
Why cant whites wash their ass properly?
Ryan Powell
This is why I can never have a gf. I always imagine all the nasty shit (literal shit that comes out of them, morning breath, armpits smelly at times, etc.) and it would legitimately disgust me.
Sucks cause I still have a sex drive. It's a curse, really.
David Reyes
Ok. this is the best thread on Any Forums right now. Holy shit.
Nolan Long
Imagine a gf that doesn’t know how to use the 3 sea shells.
Aaron Johnson
also how they literally bleed from their vaginas. I'm a germaphobe so that shit just grosses me out.
Isaac Hall
How can I make money from zoomers eating ass?
Julian Cruz
Everyone in this thread except me is gay. I bang my smelly GF all the time it’s fine
Zachary Gonzalez
>having a good with a stinky ass
you're never gonna make it
Thomas King
bumping this comfy bread
Elijah Perry
Wait till you realize that they actively seek out other bodily fluids from strangers.
Femoids not even once.
Liam Edwards
buy de-wormer stocks
Hudson Nelson
thats hot
Justin Price
You're an autist, but you kinda have a point. Most women don't take any real personal hygiene steps and use shit like makeup and perfume to cover it up. It is disgusting.