Okay hear me out

how to make money off religious people?

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Long Chainlink

Sell them essential oils

sell blockchain tickets for the after life
also jesus nfts

i can't take this anymore

Prey on their desire for safety and their desire to understand the world via a relatively simple story, e.g. "Jesus is coming back within the next 15 years".

Some of the funniest shit is reading retards on the internet that seriously think that inhaling chemicals won't do anything for your body. Go snuff some homemade/high-quality frankincense or nutmeg oil and tell me again how its snake oil 4 moms. What the fuck happened to science

Just lie to them. They like.

Nutmeg contains myristicin, which is metabolized to MMDA - an amphetamine.

Precisely. Smart cookie. Myristicin is not a bad compound. And extracting the essence from nutmeg still includes this chemical, without all of the toxins that provide the bodyload. Plants are chemical warehouses. People buy low-quality food with little nutrients just like people buy low-quality oils with little chemicals. When will people realize this?

Yeah, but huffing lavender oil does not cure lung cancer.

Yeah, I don't think anybody said that. By the way I can tell how little life experience you have under your belt. This website is not for you. You have more to do in the real world my friend

buy their lands

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build a church

Not my problem and I don't care. Thanks.

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Sell jesus bread.

Become a televangelist. Retards will be literally lining up to give you money for Jesus

Assuming things, you could get rich.

Write schizo fear porn about the end of times. Or pretend you're a prophet. As long as you sound convincing some people will believe.

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make them buy flu shots with their tax money and have poppa trump shill it to them
trump niggers fall for anything afterall

>an entire church founded AFTER the founder's prediction about the Second Coming failed
Top kek.