AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #3

this angle is getting good

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BASED NWWO.

NEW WORKRATE WORLD ORDER.

NPC cultist

it would be based if Mox joins him but we all know he won't

MY NIGGAS 2.0

nWo Danielson kinda based

>tells truth
>gets booed
>again
i love danielson guys

>daniel garcia under moxley and danielson

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Yeah you are

Cryan do be based tonight

BASED BRYAN
FUCK BIX

Their team would be so DIMES but Mox is too face for it right now

this all sucks so fucking much. what a waste of bryan

fuck jews

2.0bros...

This is dimes to be honest

cryan is speaking for Any Forums

Based Danielson speaking truths and burying the AEW shitters.

>Dragon Dojo

BASED

based bryan

that's a new one for you, got nothing else to do aye?

>We're going to steal everyone's kids and train them in our image

now that's some chikara long-term bullshit that could be fun

>Lee Moriarty

There's something wrong with a purist gimmick?

On one hand, I'm estatic about feud. On the other, I'm bummed we're not getting a two man power trip

>dbry starting an actual chad anti smark faction
bros is this a nu nwo??

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>I want you to think how many Jews Hitler could've killed given every opportunity
DANIEL NO

SHAKE HIS HAND MOX

I hope bix dies soon

This is based we finna remake the nWo with these outsiders from up north

The Two Man Power Trip

>Mox and Danielson take Peter Avalon under their wing

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>cutting a promo to set up a storyline is a waste
fuck off drone, your entire promotion is based on that

>You now notice this would have formed a team of Kendrick and Danielson

they're just recycling when jericho was telling mox to join the inner circle. tony khan fucking sucks

what has he done to you?

yes and it will be based I think Punk will be the third man

>NWWO
dangerously based

>with us as a tag team mox, we could lynch that kike bix
based bryan

based. im liking this story. garcia will eventually join bryan

If Mox doesn't accept the offer it will be the biggest fuck up and wasted opportunity in AEW history

Thank you Danielson I hope you and Mox make AEW good and kick out the shitters

:`(

Luckily for us him being morbidly obese AND an inbred kike means he most likely won't live past 40.

I mean, look at the dude: it's a minor miracle he's alive now.

>I want you to think about the so called """"holocaust"""", Jon
wtf bros

Alfred Konuwa
@ThisIsNasty
·
41s
Man, Mox, Danielson, Garcia, Yuta and Moriarty sounds like a fire stable to me. What's there to think about?! #AEWDynamite

>dragon dojo
>no more vlogs
>no more toy hunts
>we're doing drills
>we're going vegan
>now make a compost heap
>now fuck a hot cheerleader
>find out she fucked her step dad
>use it for motivation

CM Punk is such a dork

it would be way too predictable to decline

shut the fuck up cultist bitch, console wars rotted your brain. Stop getting so defensive over every criticism of a company that doesnt pay you a dime

mox is only loyal to his shield brothers

>pissed over kendrick
>bryan promo pulls me back in
god fucking damn it

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOBODY CAN EVER ASK ANYONE TO JOIN THEIR GROUP EVER AGAIN ONCE ITS HAPPENED ONCE
for fuck sake, you cunts really do cry over everything. back to scjerk faggot

fucking baked playing better off alone

why doesn't bryan liek women he could have sarena deeb in his stable

nah Mox had been turning heel before his rehab and im guessing this is them doing it again

this

>Wild Thing Movement

I'm interested.

It's a better storyline than MJF and Punk.
With that said, I hope MJF joins.

Assuming this is the new NWO, who’d be the 3rd man??? I’d kill for it to be John Cena even tho I know that’s impossible.

his opinion would have been 1000% different if Moriarity wasn't included

All of real wrestling is based on this concept, but you've only ever seen outlaw comedy garbage so of course, you wouldn't understand. Not enough spots and light tubes for you.

>41s
Is he taking times again?

Moxley looks anorexic bro

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same. bryan and mox have something special brewing here

THE THIRD MAN

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Anons, do you think you're better off alone?

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He just went out of his way to make Dynamite worse

even if moriarity was included, garcia is hispanic and yuta is japanese

Would this hold up in trademark court or no? I know the BWO got to hide behind parody laws, but this would get them sued?

Another week, another two hours of unwatchable slop. That was the highlight of the night too, it's all downhill from here.

That CCP shill can go fuck himself. Him and Nia Fats are the only ones I never wanna see

Strong feeling MJF is winning, brosm
Dk why

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Which is exactly why he will, AEW booking is always predictable

the answer to the question from last thread (stuttering in my speech, favorite wrestler) was hangman btw

has potential.
dbry is worlds above literally anyone in aew right now and punk is kind a bitch right now tbqhwyf

No, but I'm destined to be alone

mox looks great, the fuck you on about

Watch it be Cody

>shut the fuck up cultist bitch, console wars rotted your brain
says the guy that opens his post with console war buzzwords. Likewise, stop wasting your time in threads for a company you claim to hate

>go to post with your bros
>insane nash fan makes gay fanfics about you
>feel bad
>use it for motivation

NIGGERCUNT

>Brandi promo

our god is a cruel one

Oh fuck... Brandi... the rating PLUMMET

Scorched earth. AEW is fucking shit.

Brandi on tv lmao fucking hell

oh cool a piss break

>brandi
if she isn't spreading her asscheeks she can leave

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no one gives a fuck dude

holy shit Dan's going to bury her

MILF

Tightest tits in the game!

I used to feel that way until I met the love of my life at my 30. Hang in there, bruddah

Based Dan going to give us B2B dimes promos

and now here's brandi to piss you off again

GET THIS BITCH OFF MY TV

Going from a Bryan promo to a Brandi promo

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Why do you have pics of men saved, are you a homosexual?

based piss break

booba

Thank you Dan for getting this harpy off the mic.

They need a big man

Oh christ no. Not fucking this shit.

Fuck Brandi is looking FINE tonight.

Diamond Jackson is All Elite

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BRANDI FROM THE BLOCK

>people hate Brandi so much that these segments are turning Dan Lambert face

Come back!

>brandi
oh no

Nah he looks like shit. Must’ve taken up crack to get off the hooch

yo is this story still going on? cody already beat them

Brandi is legit hated

kek this show is going to do sub 500k in total viewers, and that's a good thing

Tony really putting me in a good mood booking a promo by that vain stupid fucking negress Brandi after taking Kendrick off the card.

because you’re a cultist. you can like aew without frothing at the mouth and screeching about wwe every time someone doesnt like something about the show. grow up

Dan telling the truth

Goddamn I want a taste of Brandi's chocolate milkers

KEK

>BOOBA

>lambert getting the babyface pop
based. brandi does have some nice tits though

BOLT ONS

Kek. Brandi got mogged.

STOPPP IT

jesus this nigga WILDN

Wait who is the heel here?

I wonder if Scorpio is uncomfortable when Dan talking smack on his cousin.

Dan's a face to me brother

yeah, so?

i have no idea who josh alexander is

don’t ever reply to my posts again, buddy.

holy fuck she killed Ethan page

GODDAMN

Brandi

Who the fuck is Josh Alexander

josh alexander? who

>they found your pornhub account via your twitch
>feel bad
>bryan leaves positive comments reminding you to kill them all
>use it for motivation

I honestly just don't want to see Brandi, it's go away heat. Just fuck off.

> CONSERVATIVE

nobody knows, checked those satan digits

>SHUT THE FUCK UP CHANT for Brandi
BASED

Why are we doing this segment again

Brandi has more heat than Cody

Oh, like you don't know it's Brandi, Satan.

Based Walking Weapon Shoutout

Brandi worked by the Fans. KEK

Is this go away heat

A militant nudist faction with TayJay would be the only way to redeem Brandi's wrestling career.

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KINO segment

Brandi

>the heels are the face here

I love AEW bros

is Brandi just early 2000's Stephanie bros?

Stephanie at home:

THAT KILLED HIM. THAT KILLED HIM! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!

Does Brandi read from a script? She's just so unnatural

I'll defend the company against blatant lies and headcanon, nothing more. You on the other hand, cry about every last thing AEW does and you spend your entire day complaining about AEW on this board. You are very fat.

>shut the fuck up
>saying this to a black woman during black history month

Brandi is outheating Lambert lmao

>name dropping Josh Alexander
Owlchad bros...

Jesus Christ, Brandi getting OBLITERATED

brandi is lost ..

How do you react to this without sounding mad?

SHUT THE FUCK UP
so much better than the WHAT chants

>are you done?
>NO

you walked into that one like a blind man into an open manhole

boobas looking very nice tonight

This is hard to watch

SHUT THE FUCK UP

It's "We'll make you go away" heat.

This is Dimes brother

Cringing at Brandi hard right now

jesus, brandi UNLOADING on dan

What was that poster saying about Lambert not being able to follow Danielson?

brand is awful

>heel
STOP

What the fuck were they thinking? Did they really think Brandi could be a face in this?

CHOKING

This bitch is awful

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American Top Kek

this is the worst segment they've ever done, worse than Cody and his mutt baby ending racism

If you were at PWG, you probably got the memeflu

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What the hell am I watching lmao

Lambert killing her here

lads is this a straight up shoot on both sides

>BOOOOOORING

The only way to save this is having somebody cool break this whole thing up and slap them both around

Brandy should pop the titties out to win the crowd back

>What the-

this is so bad. tony is losing the ball bringing brandi back

WHO TF WROTE THIS THINKING SHE'D COME ACROSS LIKE A FACE??
CAWDY?

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Face down ass up that's the way I like to

even with a limiter on Lambert's power level is freakishly high

Why do I feel like the whole point of this is just for Rhodes to the Top footage?

This better end with paige vanzant clocking brandi

She memorized it. Cody does the same thing. He's just better at emoting than she is.

CODY'S A LUCKY MAN

Does Brandi count towards Konuwa's tally, or is he with Swole in thinking Brandi isn't *really* black

this is WCW bullshit

>"Cody is a lucky man"
Does Lambert post here?

I hate brandi on TV but I would fucking destroy her pussy

PAIGE BROS

>Tony and Cody accidentally wrote Cornette into a babyface
kino

PLANTS VS ZOMBIES BROS

The Michaels of the tag team Ethan was in in Impact

This is giving me serious Steph CM Punk promo vibes. Yet it's not on purpose.

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what the fuck is this episode?

BASED PVZ IS BACK

KINO
I
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Brandi is worthless lmao

Kek he is very fat isn't he

>Paige van Zant vs Brandi
Stop, I can only get so erect

>face down

what did he mean unironically?

PVZ saving this company.

NIPPLES

OH BABY

All of the guys in the faction are liked by smarks, though?

Lambert is great, troon.

Mommy milkies, feel so silky...

PAIGE VANZANT ADMITTED SHE MADE A SEX TAPE

Paige looking thick. Os she wearing a bra?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Based Rousey killer

It'd win me & my Jungle Fever over anyway.

>Brandi gets touched
>Entire lockerroom comes out to protect them
God dammit we're actually getting PVZ in AEW and it's versus BRANDI RHODES

KEK WWE got Rhonda back, Tiny Khan has to copy with Paige Van Zant

PVG is finna

Segment of the year, calling it right now! PVZ!!!!

one of the worst dynamites so far

there you go

PVZ is the best thing to happen to this segment. Having all these other women come out to defend Brandi is retarded. Nobody thinks anyone in the locker room is having Brandi's back. Damn PVZ looks great.

ITS KENDRICK OMG!!!

even the biggest cucks in attendance couldn't drown out the shut the fuck up chants

yaaaaaaaaaas we got our girl back

WHITE PASSING
STILL AT 0 SECONDS

>all these women just to get the womens demo

lmao who tf wants to see page vs fucking brandi? smdh tony. fucking hell.

It's based in every way

>Paige Van Zant and Brandi Rhodes
I like PVZ and Lambert but this feud is such fucking garbage

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PVZ is unholy hot

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I actually want to see Lambert powerbomb this bitch.

What an awful awful segment
No one gives a shit about any of these people

What the fuck is the point of this? They clearly know the crowd hates Brandi, but they're having her in a segment with heat magnet Dan Lambert.

nothing wrong with wrestlers writing and memorizing their own problems. the problem is when they are handed a script by some fresh out of school /lit/ major who doesn't give a shit about wrestling

OK, this segment was all worth it if it brings PVZ in.

brandi rhodes is like, what my brain would dream up as the perfect woman for my sex dream. man she's beautiful its kind of absurd

she's sleeping for the job brother

Holy shit this is BAD

QUEEN AMINATA SPOTTED

Yeah but in kayfabe he is supposed to be a villain so something needs to be done

Andrade here to save the show

Me

Why does Allie hang with Matt instead of Penelope now?

> CANCEL CULTURE

holy fuck paige, muh dick

Why does Brandi have only black girls holding her back lmao

Crowd was hot for it. Dilate.

I think it might be Nick Gage based on the instagram video, Gage posted earlier. Could just be me though, I’m a Gage mark

why did they turn andrade into this, he was so fucking dimes

Jose the Assistant

Queen Aminata (however it's spelled) making an appearance, nice.

Fans of the women's division are happy to see PVZ, Brandi just happens to be around.

BASED JOSE

Fuck tap dances on the razor's edge. I was half expecting an N-Bomb from him.

was that /ournumbianqueen/ Queen Aminata?

she's literally married to the blade, doofus

This is the reason WWE didn't let her be anything more than a ring announcer.

>ah HAAAAAAAAAAAAH
god dammit

KEK THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS

Me

So we go from a Brandi segment to Jobber Hardy and Mr. Charles Flair. Tiny Khan keeps losing.

kino

I don't think they were trying to make her a face. She started off mixing up Cleveland and Chicago to piss of the crowd. Why would you do that if you wanted to make her the face?

>spamming refresh in last gamethread
>realize i am a page behind and eve that one about to expire
bros the xanax working

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>suddenly everyone talking about plants vs zombies
what the fuck

WHAT IS MISTER STINK HIDING?!

BOOKER OF THE YEAR

YOU CALL YOURSELF BIG MONEY MATT
BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
THAT YOUR SHITTY FACTION HASN'T DRAWN A SINGLE DIME IN AEW IN 18 MONTHS

I dunno, Brandi didn't sound so bad there. I forgot how hot she is since I never watch this shit.

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Me

We're simply enthusiasts

she's got a cute butthole for sure

jew kno how the business is

based Halo music

>Crowd was hot for it
Why are you lying? We're both watching the same show.

kek fr ?

New song?

NEEEEEEEEW

WHATS UPPPPPP

Finally a match

I don't care what you guys say. I like Andrade in comedy spots.

HFO is based now

halo

Everything HFO touches becomes dimeless

>Brandi
>HFO

Why doesn't Tony want people to watch his show bros?

Not going to lie, I miss the yelling

this should have been matthews leading black

HOUSE OF BLACKED

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No pop for these indie shitters

i can't wait for him to meet with danhausen, that will be so freaking epic and hilarious!!!!

their tag theme fucking sucks compared to Malakai's solo theme

me too, I liked that theme

I think the scream theme is just for Black and this is their tag theme.